BoogerMan
You know what would be great right now? For BoogerMan to come to Life.
No, not Boogey Man.
That's BoogeyMan from WWE. And yes, those are Earth worms dangling from his mouth.
It's BOOGERMAN. Yes, Booger.
Who is this BoogerMan you say?
He was the coolest anti-hero ever! Back in those days when Sega Saturn was still cool, BoogerMan was on my screen every single day. Well, to most, he would seem unlikely of a hero because of his disgusting powers, but to most kids (or maybe me), he was some awesome shizz!
(From http://www.answers.com/topic/boogerman-a-pick-and-flick-adventure)
You are Snotty Ragsdale: suave millionaire by day, unappreciated superhero by night. Your mission is to enter the bowels of the Earth to stop the evil Booger Meister from polluting the planet. The journey will take you through six worlds, each having multiple stages: Flatulent Swamps, The Pits, Boogerville, Mucous Mountains, Nasal Caverns and the mysterious Pus Palace. As Boogerman, you can use your natural powers to defeat eighteen different enemies and four bosses on your way to confront Booger Meister himself.
These abilities include the Flick, Burp, Loogie, Super Burp, Fart and Super Fart. Boogerman can also run, jump, duck, swing and fly through the air with all the grace of a young Baryshnikov. Grab various power-ups such as Milk Bottles or Chili Peppers to keep your powers running at full capacity. This 24-Meg cartridge boasts animation of up to 30 frames per second in an attempt to recreate cartoon-like visuals. A password system lets you continue your adventures at a later time, although you might not want to resume play right after dinner. . . .
And why do I want BoogerMan here, now?
Because there are just too many nasty people around. And I want them to be "booger-fied", if there is such a term. Or they could be flushed down the toilet bowls, just like how BoogerMan travels around.
I miss playing BoogerMan..
Loves.
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