Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Back from the grave

I think it's been long enough since I've last blogged. I wouldn't want to sound idiotic and whine on and on about things. Let's just say, the reason why I didn't blog for a long time, was due to stressful times in Life. I'll leave the imagination to your guys.

Anyway, I'll "repay" the blog by actually posting two posts. Why? Because when started blogging, one aim for this blog was to have an update every week.

Fret not, the posts won't be a repetition because it would be utterly stupid to do so. It won't be rantings about my school work or teachers. Instead, I've found some interesting stuff to blog about.

But first, the "quizzes" from Shera's blog.

1st one: Random facts about me

Rules :

- each blogger starts with ten random facts/habits about themselves

I'll definitely not tag others to do it, because quizzes like this should be done for fun and not by "passing". And I'm tired to wreck my brains to think of 10 people.

- bloggers tagged need to write on their on blog about their ten things
and post the rules.

- at the end of your blog you need to choose 10 people you`re going
to tag and list their names.

- don't forget to comment on their site that they`re tagged.

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1)I think that Toe-socks are the best creation ever. I have no clue why I LOVE toe socks but they just make me feel "all fuzzy inside".toe socks!!!

2)I HATE the colour PINK. Especially HOT PINK. But I love the Singer PINK.

3)I LOVE watching people get body piercings and I'm in LOVE with Thaipusam(Indian festivals) where people carry heavy kavadis by piercing metal rods through their body. I like watching the lion dance performances too.Thaipusam 2006 (31)lion dance

4)I LOVE going to 'Toys R Us'. I love playing every single toy there, removing the toy baby's diapers, playing with the swords and machine guns.

5)I have a habit of twirling my pen between my fingers. I find it entertaining.

6)I have to stretch and "crack" my neck, elbows,finger,back,knee and toes before i head to school. This way, I wouldn't feel lethargic, but feel energized all day. My mum thinks it's gross and that my head,elbows,knees, toes and fingers would drop from my body one day.

7)I have so much junk food in my room that I can start my own "mama shop".

8)I have five black trash bags of soft toys. I used to be a lover of soft toys. There was once when I didn't want to go home unless my parents bought me the soft toy that i was hugging. Fortunately, they did. . My room and bed used to be filled with toys, leaving me with no space to sleep on my bed. But my dad started giving away my "precious" to his friend's kids. I'm left with only five bags now.

9)I think that I am a very stubborn ass and tend to not listen to people's advice if I feel that I am not in the wrong. But before you go around telling that "kethlyn's an ass", I'd like you to get to know me better and then judge instead of judging from other's opinions. No one is good enough to judge you if that person doesn't know you well enough.

10)I'm allergic to Panadol. hahah.



Next: Stupid things that you have done.


Instructions:

Mark with a “X” the stupid things you have experienced.

You must write in their guestbooks to the people you tag that
they have been tagged max. 10 tagged ppl. (Just do it if you want to.)

1-[] Your bubblegum falls when you talk
2-[] Your bubblegum has fallen off your mouth though you are not speaking
3-[X] You have hit with a door or something transparent
4-[X] You have thrown yourself off a moving vehicle.
5-[X] You have thought in something funny, start laughing about it and ppl stare at you weirdly
6-[ ] You have hit with a tree while walking
7-[ ] It’s possible to lick your elbow
8-[ ] When you read this you tried to lick it
9-[ ] You have never noticed that the “abc song” and twinkle twinkle little star have the same tone
10-[ ] When you read no.9 you sang them
11-[X] You have tripped with your shoelaces.
12-[X] You have chocked with your own saliva.
13-[ ] You have watched the matrix movie and didn’t understand it it
14-[] You didn’t notice that I repeated the word “it” in the previous number
15-[] You have just returned to see if it was true
16-[] Your hair is blond or dark-blond
17-[X] People have called you slow
18-[X] You have set fire to something accidentally
19-[X] Sometimes you leave your mouth open without thinking
20-[X] You have fallen asleep during class.
21-[X] Sometimes you stop thinking
22-[X] Sometimes you forget what you were talking about
23-[ ] People stares at you weirdly and go away from you
24-[] Very often you are told to listen the little voice in your head
26-[] You use your fingers to do simple subtractions or sums
27-[X] You have eaten an insect.
28-[X] You are doing this while you were supposed to be doing something important
29-[X] You have wore your clothes wrong side
30-[X] You have looked for something and it was in your hand all the time
31-[] You send chain mails because you are afraid of those things happening
32-[] You lose stuff very easily and often.
33-[] Your friends know that they shouldn’t use long words while speaking with you.
34-[] You hit your head with your hand when you get confused.
35-[X] You have fell of the chair.
36-[X] When you are laying on your bed staring at the roof you try to find figures in the roof’s texture.
36-[X] You repeat too often “ummmm..” when you’re speaking.
37-[] You are afraid of something very very stupid
38-[X] It’s hard to count the “x” you got.

TOTAL 1:11

39-[X] You had to count again
40-[X] You are asking why does it says 'TOTAL 1:11'
41-[] You didn’t notice that no.36 was written twice and they are really stupid things


This post is too wordy.. So I'll skip to the next post to talk about my interesting day!

Monday, April 21, 2008

I'm a walking,shitting freak

I'm still pretty sick, and it really sucks. I've been to the doctors over and over again and I'm said to have a case of bad gastric,flu,fever and diarrhea. It's really sickening to have to go to the toilet every few seconds, especially when I'm sleeping or when it's in between meals.

I hope no one ever gets this disease because it can REALLY DRIVE YOU CRAZY.


Some random things..

If i skip school on Tuesday, it'll be a total week of not going school for me. Heh.

And yeah, BLOGTHINGS!!





What G. Kethlyn Gayatiri Means



You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life.

You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone.

Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs.







You are a seeker of knowledge, and you have learned many things in your life.

You are also a keeper of knowledge - meaning you don't spill secrets or spread gossip.

People sometimes think you're snobby or aloof, but you're just too deep in thought to pay attention to them.



You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.

You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.

At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.



You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life.

You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You're most comfortable when you're far away from home.

You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble.



You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out.

Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia.

Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person.



You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow.

You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily.

Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is.



You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in.

You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising.

You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care.



You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.

You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.

You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.







You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.

You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.

You have the classic "Type A" personality.















You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.

You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.

You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.



You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something.

You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.

You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.




I'm an Aries, but... I don't behave like one... Hahha




You Should Be A Gemini



What's good about you: witty and energetic, you're simply the most fun to be around



What's bad about you: you're flighty - losing interest in people and projects quickly



In love: you enjoy the "honeymoon phase," but after that it's hard for you to stick around



In friendship, you're: likely to have many groups of friends, with many different interests



Your ideal job: mime, guru, or cartoonist



Your sense of fashion: casual and simple



You like to pig out on: fast food, especially burritos







Your Aura is Yellow



You're a deeply happy and content person, and you enjoy sharing your cheer with others.

While you may seem like a simple optimist, there is a lot of thinking going on inside you.



The purpose of your life: bringing joy and a better life to others



Famous yellows include: Conan O'Brien, Jenny Mccarthy, Jim Carrey



Careers for you to try: Athlete, Actor, Yoga Instructor







Your Psyche is Yellow



You have a ton of energy - both physical and mental endurance.

You are rational and logical, and you can help almost anyone think clearly.

Optimistic and bright, you also have a secret side that's a little darker.



When you are too yellow: You will do anything to get your way, and no one will be the wiser



When you don't have enough yellow: you lack confidence, drive, and humor

Sunday, April 20, 2008

What happens when a teacher gives a class of 43 students, a 5 minutes break?

Well, they sleep, of course!!


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This post is pretty random. Hahah, but while I'm typing this, I actually found my dog,sleeping on MY bed. And he made it look so shiok! See it for yourself..

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I placed a sticker at his you-know-what so that people wouldn't compare or criticize.


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Lucky dog..

Saturday, April 19, 2008

these Lessons Made Students want to go to school

First, a post about my school’s LMS (Learning Management System) program.

I wouldn’t say it sucked, but rather, it totally destroyed my day.

Let Me Simply explain what happened.

On the morning of 16th April, majority of the students had to rise from their ever-welcoming bed because they had to complete some assignments assigned to them. They had to access the work via the computer, using the Learning Management System.

I sat down and switched on my computer. I entered the school website and to my dismay, the page that was displayed showed “error”. I patiently refreshed the page over and over again. Soon after, I fell asleep, while refreshing the page.

However, my nap soon ended after being awoken by my brother who couldn’t help but to shout in my ears “Look! Mas Selamat! ” Obviously, I was pissed at the rude awaken, because I did not see Mas Selamat around, and, the LMS login page wasn’t loading.

While waiting for the page to load again, I decided to log in to Msn messenger. Apparently, I wasn’t the only one who was stuck at the LMS thing, in fact, almost everyone were! Luckily, Muhammad (khairul) Syafiq came to the rescue; he gave me another link to access the school LMS system. Now, I could log in, but, the page couldn’t load when I clicked on the assignments. I was both pissed and panicky, worrying that I couldn’t complete the work. My mom came into my room with a bowl of Milo cereals and she asked me how everything was. And I said, “Wah Lao Mummy, See, load so long…”

She ignored me and went out of my room, only to return with a box of milk. I gave her a puzzled look and she said: “so Little Milk, Some more loh”.

She headed back to the kitchen, while i stayed in my room, to eat my cereals, wait for the stupid site to load, and to chat on MSN.SS

Out of the blue, I was added into this msn conversation where Local Maniacs Screamed and ranted about the slow LMS. As I slowly read through the conversation, I realized that they were my class mates. I couldn’t take the nonsense in there, so I exited from the conversation.

Little did I know, my brother was standing behind me and said “Let Me Sing to you an Elvis piece” His voice almost deafened me but what made me choked on my cereals was when I saw a huge lizard beside me! My brother was all excited and jumped at the sight of the lizard, he said that Lizards Made Sick (cool) pets. I chased him out of the room and walked towards the kitchen to return my bowl, only to hear my mum shouting, competing with the Loud Metallica Songs from my brother’s room. She asked what we wanted for lunch and my cousin, who was staying over, told her that he wanted Laksa, Many Soup.

I returned to my room, only to realize that my computer hanged while Loading Module Session. Shera then told me that the submission time was extended to 5pm. " Lambat ah, Mati Seh", as I had already planned my day. I decided to cancel my plans and went on to Youtube to watch my favourite; Little Miss Swan” videos.

I ended my day by not completing the assignments from LMS because every single time I tried completing or did complete, I was rewarded with the “incomplete/ not attempted” signs on my page. Instead I wrote a long complaint to the instructors about how bad this idea was, and that I do not intend to complete the work.

I logged off the computer and went into my other brother’s room, while he was sleeping, and drew on his arm, which had the Lazy Man/Singer; Bob Marley.

The end.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Biography 101

Okay, I know that having a blog, people would want to know more of the person who owns it. And so, I have decided to come up with a post has information of me.

Well, I prefer it to be more like a quiz, and so I'll state the random things about me!




1) My full name is G. Kethlyn Gayatiri. The G actually stands for my dad's name. Yes, that short as compared to a typical Indian's name with the "d/o ....." Kethlyn is not a common name, and it kind of sucks to not find my name in the "word" keychains. Well, as complicated as it looks, it's actually pronounced as Kath-leen. My mum chose my name from an old cowboy show whose lead actress's name was Kathlyn. Gayatiri is my Hindu name. Idiots would always call me kaya-tree, which I find really offensive. Well, it is actually pronounced as Guy-thri. I do have a mandarin name. Well, it's not really useful, since it was chosen by my kindergarten teacher. And it is : kai te lin.



2) Well, as you can see, I do have a number of names. Now that is because I am of mixed blood. Well, more like mixed heritage. My dad's Indian, and his whole family tree are Indians. My mum, on the other hand, has a more unique family tree. Her mum's peranakan (straight from Malacca) and her dad is from China. But from her mum's side, there are Javanese, Pakistan, Eurasians, you name it. And so, I don't really know what "blood" I have in me. But my race is Tamil of course, from my dad. But I am often mistaken as a Malay. Oh well..


3) I am not the only child. I am however, the only girl, daughter that is, in my family. I am also the youngest. I do have two brothers, Vernon and Jason. And we are as close as ever. They treat me like a boy, and we wrestle, piggyback and all, despite them being over 20 years old!


4) My parents are from the Commandos. But my dad's the only one with the strict rules. My brothers and I treat my mum like our best friend. We tell her secrets that no one else knows about, and we play tricks on her and stuff like that. She too, do do nasty pranks on us too!


5) My birthday happens to fall on Good Friday in 2009! The 10th of April.



6) I don't have a favourite colour, nor do I entirely dislike a certain colour. I feel that any colour would look great so long as they are matched with the right combination. But I personally prefer warmers colours, which I call 'shades of Autumn', because I'm cool like that.


7) I can't live without my bead bracelets. I dress in clothes that do not follow trends whatsoever. I don't have a personal style, I just dress in what's comfortable.


8) I do want to start up an Orphanage for kids and Animal Shelter for the poor strays and abandoned. And I will make it a mission, even if it takes years for me to do it.


9) I like wearing baggy clothes. Just so that when people go "Gosh, how come your clothes so loose!", I would happily pull the pants/shirt and loudly exclaim "I lost weight!". Even though I don't really lose weight, I love the feeling of tricking my brain into believing that I lost weight, so that I'll love myself even more. Hahah.


10) Despite being a "modern" kid, I do love the olden days' games like flying kites, and having family day out. I feel that the schedules nowadays are so jammed packed with activities that many of us tend to not have bonding sessions with our families, which I find, is the most important.


11) I love to write. Sometimes they make sense, sometimes they don't to others. But I want to have a column in the papers one day.


12) I have a very odd habit. And that is, to observe people. I can actually spend a whole day, watching people as they pass by me. I would be so intrigued by how they dress, walk or even talk. I call it "People-watching".


16) Despite being only 1/4 Peranakan, I totally am in love with their dishes. I would love to cook them someday, provided I learn to tolerate their traditional long winded methods. But I do hope that the Perakan culture does not die out. Long Live Peranakans!

17) I curse/cuss/ use colourful languages/ say profanities, but it's not very often like some hooligan. It's not that I think it's super cool or 'too tuff' or even try to be 'unfeminine'. I just find that profanities hold a deeper sense of anger/frustration which could really add colours to your sentence. But I do dislike people who think that cussing in public loudly is cool. Wait till I tell your mama ah..

18) I love being in places and using things that I am familiar with. But at the same time, it wouldn't kill for some adventure.

19) I love my family, because everyone is so open minded that cussing in front of them, wouldn't really give them a heart attack. We can talk about crushes, to wars, to supernaturals, any topic at all.

20) I want to be recognized for my 'uniqueness'. But till now, it has never happened to me. I am still waiting for this moment to come!

21) I have issues with people who whine about their life to everyone. It's pretty ironic since I'm the one with the 'whiney' title, but still, I don't go around, dragging people's self esteem with me.

22) I am a free thinker. It's not that I don't believe in God, it's just that I don't think I can handle the responsibilities of a religion. 'Why worry about Heaven when you can't even handle Earth'?

23) I have smoked a cigarette once. I disliked the taste of it, and would never ever smoke one again. I don't really despise smokers because I think that these people work and earn the money, so they have every right to smoke their money away. If they die from lung cancer, that's their problem. They're fine in my zone so long as I am nowhere near the second hand smoke.


24) I do drink alcohol. In fact, I like it alot. I am not boasting about it, because I hate it when people boast of themselves drinking booze when they're underage, and acting all drunk. I don't have to drink it sneakily, I drink with my family. Like I said, my family is a bunch of open minded people, and we only drink when the occasion calls for it, except for Vernon and my dad.


25) I love hearing stories about the supernatural. I love it when people share stories with me, and I think the scariest I've heard, are the ones from army camps.


26) I love vintage decorations. This applies to everything, from clothes to home decorations. I love and am attracted to Indian/Bohemian/ Egyptian/African designs. I love the exotic taste to it, but I don't think I'd ever dress entirely in them, as said earlier, I don't follow trends.

27) I get my inspirations while seating in the toilet, from people, books, movies, songs, things I see with my eyes, experiments and experience.

28) I like watching Taboo, and I love documentaries about animals and cultures. I also love watching Ghost Whisperer, Supernatural and watching LA ink.

29) I love watching horror movies, especially ones from Thailand. But I wouldn't want to pay $10 to scare the shit out of me, so I watch them online. I don't like romance but it wouldn't hurt if there is some gore to it. I love SAW too. No, I'm not sadistic, I just love how the 'games' are planned in the movie.


30) I am too optimistic to be a pessimist, but to pessimistic to be an optimist. Go figure.


31) I befriend people who are beautiful on the inside, and wouldn't give two shits about their outer beauty.


32)After watching the movie “Bucket List”, I found out that the Ancient Egyptian had a beautiful belief about death.

When the soul got to the entrance of the heaven God asked them 2 questions and the answer determine whether they were admitted or not.The 2 questions were "Have you found joy in your life?" and "Have your life brought joy to others?"

Thus, I am making this a learning point in Life, by fulfilling the two questions by making a joy out of every day.

33) I am still in search for True Happiness.

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

My Birthday Wishlist

Many close friend's birthdays have passed.

Now it's my turn to celebrate my 16th birthday, together with my twin, Guan Wei.

I wouldn't say that I'm not excited, but rather, I'm more nervous. So nervous that I can practically shit in my pants. Why? Because I'm afraid of the "birthday bash" that I'll receive from BELOVED FRIENDS who can't wait to avenge themselves from my plans of the "live round ammunition" attacks.


Family and Friends, have been asking me, for my Birthday list, because they have no clue as to what to buy for me. I've gotten sick and tired of the asking, So, I've decided, to create one here!!

Here goes...*flicks hair


1. A big PINK unicorn that i can sit and gallop on around my house.

2. A HUGE PINK BARBIE DOLL house. So that I can hide inside it, to play masak-masak, and to have a tea party with my fellow Barbie doll toys(that i wish will come alive and talk to me someday. )

3. If you can't afford a HUGE PINK BARBIE doll house for me, then I suggest you get me a BARBIE doll figure, or just the HUGE head. (So that I can play with her hair, combing it, and sticking all sorts of hair thingys in it. I can even share make-up with her!! Triple Yayness!)

4. If you pathetic fools can't even afford number 3, then I suggest you BUZZ OFF. No I'm kidding, I need people to buy for me presents! Buy me PINK tutus. Not for me, but for my live performance of Ballerinas!!! *BEAMS

5. I want to have a concert where all my friends are planning it, and I'm the VIP, so I get to sit back, relax and enjoy the whole show! While my slaves friends, plan EVERYTHING for MOI! Ain't that sweet? Oh, and HAVE TO HAVE Jesse McCartney, Jessica Alba, Tom Kaulitz and some lunatics dressed in SPONGEBOB and PATRICK costumes, there! ( If I don't have them, I'll start stomping my feet!!! And I mean it! *pouts lip, with lollipop twirled around finger.)

6. Clothes aren't really necessary, because I have all the branded clothes I want. But if you think you can afford it, then yeah, go ahead and buy it for me! After all, it's MY birthday, isn't it? But you better keep this in mind, I want things that are shiny, PINK, if you must, clothes that ONLY come in ONE piece, so that other people can't wear it. (If there is, they're so copying my style, Uhh.. *checks filed nails). Oh, and I'll THROW the clothes away if ANY of them are NOT BRANDED

7. A pet dog. I don't want one that's too fluffy, because it's fur would dirty my carpets. I don't want one with short hair, because it looks SO NOT CUTE. I don't want one which is too thin, because it'll look like an anorexic Paris Hilton. I don't want one that it too fat either, because it'll be too heavy to be carried around. No wait, I won't carry it around, because it'll cost me my nails! I'll use a forklift then.

8. FOR CHEAPO LOSERS..
I want flowers that are real, not the plastic ones. I want them to be nice smelling, but not too strong.. I want them to look nice, but not as nice as MOI. And finally, I don't want any in black.

9. I want a car, that looks exactly like the one Ken drives Barbie in. It can only be in any shade of Autumn and has to have a really "pimped" look. It must be hawt y'all. But I'm way hotter, DUH. I don't have a driver's license because I'm too young, and my nails aren't fit for touching the yucky stirring wheel, so I need a chauffeur to drive me about.

10. My last wish is to go on a holiday trip to Hawaii, where everyone are only to be dressed in PINK flower designs! (Double yayness!) NO ONE is to splash water at me, and I have my own set of PINK hammock around the beaches so that I can lay on them whenever I like. The girls are to be clad in coconuts and flowers only. (READ: NO CLOTHES!). I want models to sashay down an aisle with the different swim suit designs that MOI picked out.


I hope you losers have seen my top ten list, So you better get me PRESENTS!!
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If you've been wondering you was the one who typed all that, I have no idea. Some bimbo chick must've possessed me and typed her wish list instead of mine!


hahaha.


And no. THAT IS NOT MY ACTUAL LIST. In fact, I have none. I can't be bothered with presents though. It's not necessary, seriously. Because it eats money.

If I were rich, I would make everyday, my birthday!

What do you do when people don't take you seriously?




As you can see from the title of the post, and the video, all you have to do is raise your voice. It's funny how the concerned little kid was trying to inform his dad about the younger brother, but all the dad did was to laugh at his mispronunciation of Blood. I mean, yes, it was funny. But doesn't video make you ponder if your parents do take you seriously, or just laugh at you(infront of you or behind your back), ignoring whatever you said? Hmmm..


The next video is one that has parents actually "tricking" the poor child in saying some mean stuff. Yet, again, it's based on mispronunciation. Take a look.






Hahah.



You know it's how we see all this happening, and just laugh it off, as though it was some big joke. But if it were to happen to us, we'll definitely react differently. No?

What is in us, that triggers this to let us laugh at others while get defensive over the same joke, but cracked on us?

Why is it, that people are more willing to read posts about sex, scandals and twit language, rather that things that actually make sense? Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that my blog makes sense nor is it a necessity to read it, but doesn't this whole idea just makes you think deep?




Anyway, like I've mentioned in the previous few posts, life in school is ever boring. And while reading through Saigang warriors' blog, I found a post and was rather intrigued by it. It was written by none other than Jeremy Ow, with his strong definition of a certain illness, called "homeworksick".

I must say, i find it rather "unique". Hahah, Check it out at their blog.

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Some voting Thang

Vote for me please!




I've signed up for NuffNang and this SgFriends but have not been participating in them in a 100%. Don't get me wrong, I do love blogging but somehow I never really seem to seriously blog my heart out. Every time I log in to Nuff Nang to type why I want to be a featured blogger, my mind turns blank.
I have no idea on what to blog about, and I myself know that I am not capable of producing serious blog posts. As what I told shera; my posts are so boring that if my dog could read, it would decompose on my screen.

But somehow, things have changed(what's life without risks,yeah?)

And I feel that how I can trully express myself, is through blogging.

And no, I am not someone who wants your sympathy, nor attention because I'm NOT gonna blog like a TWIT.

All I want from you, is your agreement, in the way I blog. If you think that I can really do what it takes, vote for me. But if you think that I'm like some other shit head who blogs about their daily routines as well as whine all day about how shitty life is, then don't vote.


All I want, is your honest opinion. Because all I ever want for this blog, is to be able to entertain, and not be an eye-sore to readers.


Cheers.

Head under water and you're telling me to breathe easy

Instead of studying/revising for the big O's, I'm sitting here,blogging my ass off till Mama shakes me violently and remind that it's time for dinner.




School has been, unfortunately, panicky. The constant reminder that "time is short and that it's not too late to start revising" often leaves me in a pool of perspiration and cold shudders.

Not from the alarming shortage of time though, but from the hunger pangs that I get. "I can't wait for break time" often rings in my head.

I often try to remove the thought of food, by scanning across the classroom, looking for people who have their mouths moving up and down, chewing something, or people who are apparently stupid enough to TRY to HIDE their attempt to consume a sweet.

I often blurt out "WHAT ARE YOU EATING? I WANT IT!", making many heads turn, either staring at me or at the person whose attempt to consume the sweet became a failure because of my loud voice.

Hahaha. But my classmates have become smart. Because after realizing that I can't keep my big mouth shut, they decided to NOT bring sweets at all! This of course, turns me into a lifeless slob, with my brain shutting off bit by bit.

I wonder sometimes, why teachers have to give us homework. The thought of the load of papers on top of my desk often leave me in a situation where I can't help but to procrastinate.

But if I do attempt my workload, I'll often side track. By doing things like google-ing things like mucus, and to even picture myself getting a paper cut on my eyeball, causing blood to ooze out and fill my desk with pools of BLOOD. I wonder what my mum thinks of this.



Anyway, yesterday was Colin's aka Vanessa's birthday. I couldn't make it to school, because I was , 'self-proclaimed' sick.

He was of course, disappointed and pissed off because he's sweet sixteen wasn't as sweet as he thought.

But today, to make it up to him, Shera, Aainaa, Nate and I planned a surprise birthday bash for him. This caught him by surprise and he wasn't ready for it. But it ended with a blast, with Malek helping out, of course.

(pictures are with Malek.. I'll try to get it from him)

Here was how it went..

We had prelim English oral today, and after it, we were supposed to trick him into "teaching" Aainaa physics. But silly Aainaa forgot about the whole plan, and actually led him to the place where we kept our "ammunition". So I led him away, making stories up while i brought him to the canteen. There, Shera and Aainaa took over, where they blindfolded him and make him do silly things like jump over imaginary rocks and all.

They then led him to the designated spot where our "live rounds" were ready to fire. We made him sit on the floor, and then SPLASH!! Nate poured the pail of cold water, Malek poured the pail of eggs, egg shells and water, and I poured flour all over him.

We ran off immediately as he turned into a slimy blob and chased us all over school. Malek, nate and I then went to the G.O where we took his cake out. We celebrated, did more running around/ screaming, throwing of cake and soon after, everyone went home.


See, colin, your birthday was sweet after all!! Smelly, rather than sweet though!


But the darnest thing happened.. Colin's phone was destroyed because of the sabotage, and aainaa injured herself, after running and flopping herself on the floor, making Colin do a somersault over her. And shera was drenched in the egg mixture(which looked like vomit), from colin.

Hahaha.


Good things always have bad endings.