LORDI

Okay, enough about my hair and the OH-SO-BIG pictures. Now, i shall upload some pictures of one of my favourite band, LORDI. They're cool and their videos are nice! But what i love most is their make-up , masks and how they dress up.

Take a look.


AMEN





AWA




KITA






OX







MR. LORDI





The whole group together.

Quiz

Stephanie sabo-ed me to do this.

NAME 13 OF YOUR CLASSMATES/ FRIENDS THAT YOU CAN THINK OF RIGHT NOW. BEST IN BOYS AND GIRLS.

I don’t have that many friends. Hahaha.
1. Syuhada
2. Raudah
3. Melissa
4. Serene
5. Cheryl
6. Syakirin
7. Liyana
8. Colin
9. Malek
10. Jeremy ow
11. Jia en
12. Ho yiling, see I got your name in!
13. Lena

How did you meet 10?
Well, we were in the same primary school(classmates) and we still are in the same secondary school.

What will you do if you have never met 1?
I have an emo- partner. And I wouldn’t move on in life. We got SECRETS. Hahah.

Have you seen 4 cry?
Ohh, tons of times. She’s a sensitive girl, she cries easily.

Do you think 10 is cute?
Erh, I wouldn’t call it cute. Let’s just say, humorous guy?

How did you get to know 8?
Same as Jeremy. We were in the same primary school, and still in the same secondary school(classmates).

Would you ever go on a date with 12?
I’m not stupid enough to be a lesbian.

What’s 7 favorite color?
That’s easy.. PINK!

What will you do if 6 expresses his/her love for you?
I would slap her, and tell her to come back to reality. But she wouldn’t, she has Nabil.

Who is 4 going out with?
Serene’s going out with Aaron.
Who is 5 to you?
She’s a great friend who’ll help people in times of need. Or, she’ll just laugh at your stupidity.

Would you ever live with 13?
Yeah. She’s cool. We’ll laugh and eat and drink all day long.

Is 2 single?
I think so.

What do you think about 3?
She’s really fair. She has rosy cheeks. Hahah. She can be my partner for any chocolate eating contest!

What’s the best thing about 8?
He draws really really well, although he’s color-blind. He’s looks nicer when he’s bald.

What do you think do you like about 11?
Her crappiness. She’s lame, but GIRLY.

Favorite memories with 6?
I only remember the birthday parties.

NOW TAG 6 PEOPLE TO DO THIS.

1. Syuhada
2. Melissa
3. Syakrin
4. Ho yiling
5. Wanyi
6. Fionne

Dreadlocks!

Okay, this shall be a boring post. I shall never fail to upload things whenever i have a boring post. So, here goes...

Here are some videos that my brother showed me.


One man band



Check out the girl! She’s super duper CUTE! I feel like biting her… hahaha.


I will survive - alien



This song inspires me. Since I’m a critic and love pointing out the bad points of people, I WILL have a short life, with loads of enemies. But I will SURVIVE.

Cute hippo singing.


I love this song when I was a kid, and I still do!




Okay, anyway. My mum is starting to do dreadlocks for people. and I'm going to be one of her Guinea pig! She's going to do my head and then start doing on other people.

Woah, how cool would it be i i had a head full of dreadlocks?!



Okay, if i actually DO have dreadlocks on my head, I'll upload them. But anyhow, anyone interested to make dreadlocks too??

Online games!

Okay, i know I've been telling people that i hate online gamers(eh syuh, you also right?), but i can't help but say some games are actually quite nice to play. I don't mean MAPLE, or RUNESCAPE or AUDITIONSEA, or PANGYA or even KONG KONG. (i do my homework!)

This game are different. Okay, let me just show you some of the games and you'll decide whether they're nice or not.

number 1:
http://www.mcvideogame.com/

To ALL MacDonald's Fans.
This link, shows a video game. It's macDonalds to be precise. There, you'll have to grow your own crops, rear your own cows and slaughter them. Then you'll have to bribe (by giving money) to people to corrupt things so that you can earn more on your business. It's fucking hard to play, i tell you. And if you really do go far in this game, you might even be able to open your own macdonald's next time!



Number 2:
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1161863776/Turbocharged_Penguins

Now this link, will show three penguins. Pick one of those and balst them into the sky! But you have to keep clicking on it though, or it might fall. As you go higher into the sky, the walls at the end dissappear. hahaha. i pity the penguin. It'll scream whenever you click on it. hahah.




Number 3:
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1151941897/Dangerous_Dave


This game is hilarious. Only to those saddist people, like me. Well, in this game, you gotta hit this biker as hard as you can and see him fly through the sky to a certain distance. I still don't know the proper technique of hitting that guy, but who cares??


Number 4:
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1150882353/Help_Pedro_Catch_The_Flies


If you're freaking bored of your life and about to rot, maybe you can just use alittlle of your muscle by helping this stupid guy kill some mosquitos. It's a stupid game, but hey, no one say you couldn't give it a shot.



Number 5:
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1150190780/Heel_Over

This is one of my favourite games so far. In this game, you'll have to hit the heels off some ladies who want their heels off their shoes. Pretty challenging but i LOVE it!


Number 6:
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1140216619/Right_Handed_Research_Test

This game is AWESOME!

Number 7:
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1136896814/Parking_Zone_Madness

If you really love challenges, you should try this one. It's a mind boggling ga,e where you have to arrage the cars according to the parking zone colour.


Number 8 :
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1136232675/Flipped_Out

This game, is quite similar to Number 2 and number 3. But this time, it involves a Whale!!

Number 9:
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1134310023/Bullet_Time

this game is also my favourite! It tests your reflex and quickness by reacting to the gun when it is shot.

Number 10:
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1133698593/Click_The_Blue_Ball

This game is sorta' cool to me. In this game you have to ONLY CLICK THE BLUE BALL. Do not click the others.

Number 11:
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1129367405/Game_Click_The_Color

In this game, you'll have to click on the colour instead of the words. And to tell you the truth, it's quite hard. I let my mum play this game ad she kept clicking the words. And of course, she'll end it and say that its not a good game. Brainteaser lah. Makes your brain move more instead of freezing.


Number 12:
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1121811947/Game_Sobics

Okay, my mum is totally into this game. It's rather boring to me, but anyhow, i'll just put it up..

Number 13:
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1122461611/Are_You_Dumb

There's only three questions here. Hey, and guess what, i'm not dumb. I guessed all the questions right. Let's see if you're dumb.

Number 14:
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1124816071/Game_Four_Leaf_Clover

This game is to all those sick ass people who have nothing better to do. Oh well, just find the 7 four leaf clovers and you'll win. I spent 2 hours and i only found 4. Ass holes.

Number 15:
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1126021007/Game_Spot_The_Difference

This game is really hard. I kept losing. Fuck. And the time is real fast, so you gotta' spot all 5 of the differences and then you'll move on.

Number 16:
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1128706940/Game_Invisibilty

this game got my brothers and i hooked on it. In here, your mouse(cursor) would go invisible. From there, you gotta' move it from one end to the other. Sounds stupid huh? but it's real fun.


Okay, that's all i have been playing for now. If you, my blog readers have any other games to share, tag me!!!

quizzes AGAIN

I seriously have no idea on what to blog about. But syuhada, helped me solve my problem by sabotaging me to do some sort of a random quiz. Yippee, how fun.

moving on, here's the random facts quiz thingy majig.

6 Random facts about myself. Oh fuck, i'd have to brainstorm on that.

1) I am totally in love with junk food, like chips, fast food and ice cream. And would definitely sell one of the twits off in exchange for some candies and chocolates!

2)I hate those skinny ass people who tell one another that they're fat and should lose weight. Like hello? i'm a million times fatter! Don't blabber rubbish or else, i'll get a banglah to rape you.

3)And i'll tag team with syuhada on those pea-brain twits who think that they're so GREAT. Prawn them ah..

4)I'm in love with gruesome killings, macabre and horror. I just love the way people plan the stuff to make it so perfect. You people should watch "The Saw", "The Saw 2" and "The Saw 3"But i hate HAPPY THREE FRIENDS, it ain't funny people.

5)I hate BARBIE DOLLS. I smashed my only barbie doll by useing a drawer and smashing it by opening and shutting the drawer by the doll's neck.. the head actually fell off! Then, i was only 4 years old.

6)I am not a MALAY. I may look like one, but im not.

And six people to do this.

Ho yiling
Syakirin
Melissa
Stephanie
Chin Yee
Wanyi

They got SABO-ed.

A riddle

okay, I've just realized that almost a week of the holidays is almost over, heck, and I've still have holiday assignments to do. Shit.

anyway, I've been wandering around and getting lost in the internet. but i stumbled upon some nice riddles, pretty funny and mind-boggling. hahah.


here's one:

Many many years ago when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-lawAnd changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy,
I soon became the fatherOf a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then becameA brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brotherTo the widow's grown-up daughterWho, of course,
was my step-mother.Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,She's my grandmother too.
If my wife is my grandmother,Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,It simply drives me wild.
For now I have becomeThe strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!

Take your time and read, it confused me too, at first. But after reading a few times, i understood. Wouldn't it be cool if we could have some sort of stupid relationships like that??!!!?

oh ya, i bought grey contact lens and my family is like freaking' out because they say i look blind. hah.

Old Vs. Mature

i am sick and tired of going around and having people to comment about me. I mean i am who i am be it fat, ugly, matured-looking, or what-so-ever.
And i HATE those stupid people who use the word "old" , instead of the word mature. Old and matured is two different meaning, people.

If you bloody shitheads can't differenciate the two words, then let me help you.


Old age- consists of ages nearing the average life span of human beings, and thus the end of the human life cyle.

Mature - it can be both sexually(appearance) or it can be thinking wise ( thoughts and decision making).

Let me touch on the Sexual appearance.
Some examples:

If you maturing physically, then for the ladies, boobies will start appearing infront of your chest, and no, it is not some kind of a giant mosquito bite.

For the men, their voice box will sort of change, this they call "voice breaking".

Based on your sexual appearance in maturing, people tend to neglect the fact that different people tend to mature at different time, they have their own "timing''. So STUPId people would then say eg: " wow kethlyn, i thought you were in JC, you look so matured and not like one of your age".

And that is a comment. But if some asshole come up to you and say " wow, you look so old." people, just smack him/her on the head.


Sometimes comments do hurt, and people just don't get it. They think they have all the rights in the world to tell people that they're ugly or fat. But look at mirror, i'm sure you yourself ain't happy about yourself. I am too. I want to be like some kind of super model, but of course', those are just ''hopes and wishes". But, nothing can come true if we don't try. hahah.


Oh yah, if you really have the itch to say that some one is old, try it on the girls who use tonnes of make up and and use photoshop to make their photos better. You can find these "rare but growing" population of species in friendster, where they try to seduce and lure men to "entertain" them. i winder who's entertaining who!

quiz that i got sabo-ed into doing

okay, i have to do this so-called quiz thingy because my dear friend Yiling had my name written in her"next people to do this" in her quiz. oh what the heck, moving on..




RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME:

My name is kethlyn.
I am a girl
I am a chindian, for those who dont know what that is, fuck you.
I and learn and can speak Chinese but i do understand some Malay
I HATE twits
I adore those fortunate people who can get along with their family and can stick like glue..
I am so lazy that you have to actually bribe me with money, to get out of my house.

7 THINGS THAT SCARES ME:

1. Twits ruling the world
2. Twits talking to me and behave as though nothing has happened, as though we are "good friends'.
3. Clowns, not those stupid MacDonalds' clowns. it's those found at the funfair type.
4. Teletubbies
5. Having all the toys that i have, to come alive and kill me.
6. That guy who is working in MacDonalds'.
7. Seeing people dressed up in Bright Pink, or hot pink, or just pink.

7 FAVOURITE MUSIC AT THE MOMENT:

1. Lips Of an Angel - Hinder
2. Sexyback - Justin Timberlake
3. U + Ur hand - Pink
4. I Don't need A Man - PussyCat Dolls
5. BeBot - Black Eyed peas
6. To be With You - Mr Big
7. Lithium - Evanescence

7 PEOPLE I "FANCY/IDOLISE'':

1. Pink
2. Mr.Bean
3. The director of Harry Potter movies
4. Mascots
5. Myself
6. Rich people
7. Stupid people who do a hell lot of stupid things and yet feel good about it

7 THINGS I SAY MOST:

1. I AM HUNGRY
2. Got sweet?
3. Fuck
4. Fuuuuuccccckkkkkkk
5. twits
6. sucker
7. shit
   
   

7 PEOPLE NEXT TO DO THIS:

1. Syuhada
2. Kirin
3. Lena
4. Melissa
5. Agnes
6. Wanyi
7. Chinyee

I so love sabo-ing people. hahah, shitheads.

Videos, and more videos

okay, i've been watching loads of youtube videos lately, and I've come upon uploading those hilarious ones in my blog!
I know i seriously shouldn't do that because some twits might go" warhxx, thiishx viideox iishx copiieriightx worx! Noeex oriigiienaeliitiiex".
Well, I'm just trying to share the laughter, people.

HOKKIEN SONG #1


HOKKIEN SONG #2


Micheal Jackson "Thriller", indian version? Note: Check out the horrible make up.



Hokkien James Bond


Hokkien Lord of the Rings


Two chinese boys imitating some pepsi song.


Again the two chinese boys imitating jessica simpson's "public Affair".



These two boys are so great,that Pepsi even hired them to make a fool out of their advertisement, in order to advertise their commercial. Cool! And they're rich just by making fun and mimicking the songs that they show, on youtube!


Now, instead of the two chinese boys, I've stumbled upon two Korean girls! They're pretty funny too, and they're recognized by youtube too, just like the two boys (above).
But, instead of singing some songs that we know, these two girls sing in their own language, but what cracks me up is that they simple accompany the horrible singing with funny actions! Check it out yourselves..


Number 1




Number 2




Number 3








That's it for now. I hope that tickled your funny bone. In the next post, I'll(maybe) be uploading eddy murphy's "delirious'' videos.

How the races actually started in singapore

okay, i have nothing much to blog right now, so let me share a "joke" with you. My brother told me this joke, which was actually passed down from his friend. You see, his friend is a great racist.
But i'll still be writing this "joke" for you.
Damn, i'm gonna have a lot of indians hate me soon after the read this. :)


Okay, in the past, everyone were dark skinned. Because of the exposure to the Great Sun. So one day, Three man, who were tired of being mistaken for one another, approached a "holy" man, who lived up in the mountains.

The "holy" man said: "Up in the great mountains, there is a well. Bathe yourselves in the well water and you'll become white."

Man A was the first to go to the well and took the longest to bathe. Of course, he used the most amount of water. So when he finished, he was white. Thus, he became the chinese man found in Singapore today.

Man B was the second to go to the well. Having alittle water left, he managed to cover his body with the remaining water. But having little amount used, he wasn't as white as Man A. Thus, he became the Malay man found in Singapore today.

Now Man C was the last to go to the well. And he had barely enough water to cover his whole body. And so, he only tapped his palms on the water. And he became the indian man founded in Singapore today. Why? Because the man only used the water to make his palms white. And now found in Singapore and many other countires, the only spot that is white, on an indian, is the palms!! Get it?

Okay people, don't start hating me and all. I was just trying to make myself laugh. I know it's racist, but don't think too much abotu it. Lighten up abit. hahah.

Okay now, off i go to get my frozen yakult again.

PERVERTICS

Okay, so today i told the PERVERTICS( they're perverts but they're great people) that raudah likes* Jun Rong. And the reaction was of course" eh bluff ah!" and "really??!!!??".

And today's Chinese paper was crap. For the composition and letter format, i spent like only 50 minutes on both and slept my way through it. Of course it would turn out like crap. I wrote so much English in it that i think i would get penalized for, EVERYTHING.

And the paper two was "crappier". I only spent 15 to 20 minutes on the whole paper(i forgot to write "i am ah du on it, syuhada), that i slept through the rest of it,again. I had the greatest sleep ever, that when i woke up, my view was blurry. hahah.

Anyway, i also found out that Catherine( i'm doing you a favour) doesn't really like Wan teng.
And Wan teng wasn't writing about me in her blog, i think. ( guilty-conscious me! But it really seemed that she was talking about me)

And so after the papers, syuhada and i walked to admiralty. On our way, we saw jeremy ow(anti-twits) and his fellow team-mates in the bus.
Then at admiralty, we saw Bryan and Gek chong getting all Gay with one another.
Then about a minute later, we saw some twits in the bus, at admiralty. One of them, who shall remain unnamed, kept staring at us,and her so called" ex-boyfriend". Syuhada then started the staring game with her. It was hilarious and i couldnt stop laughing at how stupid it was.

Then Syuhada's bus came, she boarded the bus, i went home,half trying to escape from the pervertics).

Syuhada, how can you have the sticker? Don't be a show off lah, tell people you have spongebob stickers. iieee carll bbackk uup coorrme arrhxx! ROFL! LMAO!

15 guys, 5 girls all attracted to a girl(raudah)

So yesterday was a pretty boring day, except when syuhada and I started to "make fun" of raudah and sort of "match-make" her with these following boys, and girls

1. Joel
2. Jeremy Ow
3. Colin
4. Bryan
5. Gek Chong
6. Ariff 2-4
7. Ariff 2-8
8. Jie choong
9. Samuel
10. Kenneth
11. A McDonald's' Guy who neither of us know.
12. Leonard
13. Bao Long
14. Jun Rong
15. Alex 2-4
16. Jia en
17. Shidah
18. Liyana
19. Catherine
20. Chaoying

Okay, But in the end we decided to go with Jun Rong because Raudah repeated the same phrase that he did when syuhada and i mentioned a "lovey dovey" thing about Liyana and Leonard.

And while we were at the McDonald's' outlet, we met Catherine and her so called "siistarhx" . And after awhile, we saw Bryan (who kept staring at Raudah..), Bao Long, Yao Quan and Linus.

And after awhile, syuhada and I went all crazy and started doing "cheesy" stuff to one another.
Example: I <3 U
It was hilarious to us, and a couple even stopped eating, just to watch us.

You got this ALL wrong

Okay, so today i came to school a little wet from the morning's drizzle. So i entered class and waited awhile but to see wanteng, catherine and chao ying enter class. It was weird at first, when i saw Wanteng with the new hair style. Almost everyone thought she was Zhao hong, from behind.

well, her hair was hers. And of course i couldn't do anything about it. I didn't even say that you were trying to copy me. Your hairstyle is SO different from mine. Anyway, which bitch told you that i said that you were copying my hairstyle? BITCHES.

Actually, i didn't even consider you a twit, i found that you were okay. Until you joined the twits group. You changed so much as though it was for the better for you.


Well, you used to think that i was okay, i used to think that you were okay too.. You changed your mind and so did i.
Don't judge someone just because you've heard something else from someone. Hear it out from me. Accusations hurt.



Syuhada, you're fasting. No vulgarities. hahah, I'm emo, you're emo. raudah's the ber ber.

FRIDAY.. NICE

Okay, so Friday was a "hilarious" day, as stated by Syuhada.

Well, let's just skip to the part after recess. After eating with aainaa, i went back to class, diligently. Mr.Wong was lecturing the class about how disgusted he was whenever he looked into the rubbish bin. Like hello? A rubbish bin is supposed to be disgusting. It's full f rubbish!
Okay, anyway, Mr.Wong kept looking at raudah, syuhada and i while his lecture. And after he finished, he said " Is that clear, Kethlyn?"

For all you humans, your natural instinct would be to respond.And so i did, and had Mr.Wong repeat himself clearly , all over again.

okay, so after Mr.Wong had his stupid lecture done, he continued with his boring HISTORY lesson. Then, while through his lesson, malek from the other corner asked if i had sweets. Of course i had some, and i wanted to throw them over. But i hesitated because i was afraid that i would hit yi qian, who was between raudah and malek.

And Guess what?! The sweet that i threw actually hit Catherine on the head!!!!! Instantaneously, Malek and i started laughing hard. Raudah was still blur about where the sweet was and syuhada was trying hard not to laugh. But after all, i was the culprit and i made her laugh. Mr.Wong was still teaching while the four of us were laughing in silence(we were trying hard not to laugh aloud).

It actually took Catherine 2-3 seconds later to respond and she threw the sweet to Malek, who by then went red and was still laughing. Well, but after all that ended, i did APOLOGIZE SINCERELY to Catherine, while laughing my ass off it.

Ridiculous

Okay, so ALOT of stuff have been happening for the past few weeks.

I have been making a lot of enemies lately, being called merepek and stuff. And having friends leave from one table to another. Sad stuff, but there has been a lot of misunderstandings lately, and troubles keep appearing from nowhere.

And to those freaking irritating TWITS. Stop going around telling each other whose name is whose. If you guys really want to know, just ask me. ASSHOLES.
And i have never gossip behind your back, I do it openly. And someone(S) have been eavesdropping on what ever i say to syuhada, raudah or anyone else. You might as well take a tape recorder and record it. Or should i respond with a "diao"? For those morons who use the term "diao" like an everyday routine, and not know the correct and proper meaning of "diao", read on.


Diao - meaning a male's genital or rather, manhood strong and powerful, robust and sturdy.
So you guys get the meaning of it? Be matured and don't use it like some kind of "cool" reaction, because it means otherwise. IDIOTS.
And stops using thw words " dorts.. dorts.. dorts.." out loud. It sounds weird, as though you're a walking electronic dictionary which reads everything you type in it.
And "LOL" is not for people to say aloud in response. "LOL" is the shorter term for laugh out loud. Either you laugh, or you don't. JERKS.


And how can i be racist against you guys when I'm partly Chinese as well? Like hello?? At least I'm not the one who condemns Indians and treat me all so nice(because i heard the critics) just because i declared to the whole class that I'm Indian.

I was and NEVER will be friends with you twits. It's dangerous and contagious and i wouldn't want to downgrade myself into looking down at people. So what if i don't have "backup"? I don't rely on "gan kor, jies, meis and dis" to help me out, i fight on my own, even if it's a lonely battle. So stop writing in your blog about going back in time where we were friends, WE WEREN'T!!!


I am not the only one who is an anti-twit. And i am not the one who separated the class "in an obvious half". Firstly, it's not even in half. Look at your clique and compare it to mine. The ratio would be 3:1 respectively. You said that i was childish and you was wasting your time in arguing back, then why rebutt now? Why don't you just buzz off and mind your own business? Being an anti-twit is my business so don't butt in.
And after "we" started on the anti-twit thing, you guys were the ones who kept avoiding us, we weren't avoiding you guys, we were there all along.
And you said what's the point in anti-ing here and there. Well, i am an anti-twit and thats that. But you guys continued and were anti-anti twits. What was that for? Who is having the last laugh? I'm not sure, but it would NEVER be you.
Who is complaining at all? And don't you find it rude to eavesdrop on peoples' conversation. My my, pathetic.


And finally, I DON'T THINK YOUR APOLOGY IS SINCERE AND I WOULD NEVER ACCEPT IT NOR WOULD I FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. DON'T START TELLING PEOPLE THAT I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU, IN FACT, I'M TALKING ABOUT ALL OF YOU TWITS IN 2E3.

Yeah,i have stated my points clearly. woah, that was LONG.

Twits V.S Ah lians.

To those STUPID people who didn't get what i was saying, well, let me clarify the differences between TWITS and ah lians.

TWITS:

1) Superb typing skills. Twits have amazingly mastered their pathetic little brains to control their fingers to type with alternate caps. I'd suggest they stop doing that else their poor brain will explode soon.

2) Weird mentality. Somehow, twits tend to think very differently from most homo-sapiens. They call it CREATIVITY. They enjoying habouring ideas of creating pink dancing thongs as toys for toddlers so that Singapore's population would be flooded with them in future! They're just waiting for the right chance to launch into the market. But unfortunately, their ancestor's inheritance have been squandered by them lavishly.

3) Spastic sense of answering questions. Each time they're engaged in a topic, twits have a fetish to make irrelevant comments such as "dogs lyk euie all r sho disobedient, stp tis nonsence!" when we were simply discussing about the importance of English.

4) Attention grabbers. Twits love attention. And that's what we're here for. Twits would resort to any methods just to get attention, such as using their ever whiney voice to scream at an ant 10 metres away.

5) Horrible language. A very prominent factor of a twit. You will never spot them without lehs, lors and lahs in their sentences. Most of the time its incomprehensible. Thanks to the fact that we proper homo-sapiens have the ability to analyze and digest information, we've cleverly outwitted them. That is, WE are able to understand what they say; but their mutilated brains are unable to understand our language.

forget it, euie tis kinda of ppl r hard to interact wif,dunnit to use cheem english to de miie , i noe i`m nt good inenglish ...

The wonder of Languages.English with Chinese would be "wo men ish..."English with Hokkien would be "they ji siao me lor"English with Malay would be "my boifren lagi yandao"

6) Contradiction. Twits are always contradicting with their own words and actions.

7) No mind of their own.

8) Annoying

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And this is the characteristics of an Ah lian.

1. Long rebonded hair when hair is ALREADY straight

2. Act cute poses when taking neoprints

3. Type with aLtErNaTe CaPs ^^ or alot of additional letters. "xiiaogurrl" :x

4. Add S, Z, X to the back of every word

5. Use "wOr" 'hEe' "nEhz" 'kEkEx' "mAhx" 'oHhz' or something like that

6. Include "gal" "girl" or "ger" in their usernames

7. Sometimes fat thighs + short DENIM skirts

8. Include unimportant information in their friendster (height, weight. LOL)

9. Add strangers to their account

10. "gerr misshh boii" "lorve euu" =pPp

11. Include their sad love fairytales in their friendster [[waitin fer yew ta cum back]]

12. Shop at aunty boutiques. (THIS FASHION)

13. Fetish for PINK. Everything HAS to be PINK.

14. Call themselves weird names. MILKster PINKster Pinkalicious missyprincess tootdolliex xiaokeaii- ahhlynn sadahgal

15. Must have JIEMUIs. [JIEMUII QINGSHENN]

16. Many god-bros and sis.

17. Yell, "NNB! Diao simi diao?" when you look at them

18. Loves techno

19. Wears PMK, NWO, Von Dutch

20. Attention-seeking hair color. Purple, Green, or Red.

21. Know nothing else except HOKKIEN profanities. :)

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So to those Fugly who keep thinking why i call Twits aloud whenever you walk pass me, well, simply scroll up and READ!

And there's no such thing a "anti Anti-twits" You are twits, and to anti us anti-twits, you can't be anti anti- twits, because you are already twits! Boy, I'm confusing myself.


Credits to: MOT

Steve Irwin

For the people who didn't know, Steve Irwin died today. For those stupid people who don't know who Steve Irwin is, he's the crocodile hunter.

News said that he was filming for a new documentary show and was attacked by a stingray. It also said that he died because he was stabbed on the left side of his chest, his heart by the stingray barb.

I salute to STEVE IRWIN. He is a great guy and i only switch on to the animal planet, just to watch his shows. Sad though, that at the age of 44, he's gone just like that.


STUPID STINGRAY.

Great misunderstanding

I know that i make more enemies than friends. And i'm fine with that, because my friends ain't TWITS. And i'm not afraid to show my butt to twits, in their faces.

Teachers' Day had passed a few days ago and the performances were, great. My class started it off and the concert ended with some kind of parent support group.

I had no "I-HATE-U"s for 2E2, except for the "that someone". I used to admire their class, until.. They called my class dance" the funky monkeys" into the fucking monkeys. Some of them even stated that my class copied like ALMOST EVERYTHING in their dance. And someone even said that our costumes looked the same. Like hello, my class's costumes all differ from one another, how can they simply be the same to your class?

Be fair here, come on.

I can't stand up for my class that much because i wasn't there when they were creating the dance, and i wasn't there when they chose the outfits.

But even though the dance steps may be the same, the sons were different and I believe that each class had their own style to the dance. I can't 2E3 trying to copy 2E2's dance. I mean, can't me just forget about? I mean EVERYONE had a blast right?

A plan that backfired

Raudah and i were asked by Mr. Wong to play floor ball for the class in the inter-class. So, we decided to act injured and our plan of "accidentally"colliding into one another and falling was to happen today, during pe.

But, when P.E came, raudah was busy with her beautiful dance and i ended up playing basketball with kuan hoe. Our plan didn't happen, as planned. But at the end of pe, raudah and i were to push back the basketball "thing" and while walking there, i somehow tripped on i don't know what and ended up with some scratches and bruises on my arm and knee. Weird huh? But by doing so, raudah and i got extended recess and i didn't have to "act" injure because i am injured!

Till now, the blood is still oozing out of my leg. hahha,it can't stop. I wonder how I'm going to sleep tonight.

Anyway, raudah and i returned to class just in time for mother tongue. I took my time to make my way to 2-4(my mother tongue class). Before the class started, i was dragged to the boys toilet by Gasper, and guess what? i actually saw some guy from 2-5 half naked in the toilet. Most of the boys were laughing except for him of course, and i, was struggling to make my way out of there but there was an obstacle(huge gasper) blocking me. Hahha, the boys' toilet was huge though.

I plan to quit volleyball, but after having a talk to coach, her words inspired me and i plan to go on training. hahah. I plan to quit the prefectorial board too. I find it a waste of time,I'm a burden to them and.. i don't even behave like a prefect or look like one!

I guess I'm done for now. I'm going to find ANDRE.

I need a time machine.

Well, i didn't go to school today. All thanks to the birthday bash that we had planned for jia en. Busting water balloons really does wonders to your eyes, i mean, my eyes have gone all red now.
I was sleeping so nicely till 11plus when i received a message from cheeky, such an annoyance. Apparently, she asked me what inter-class game i wanted. Well, i didn't want to take part in any. Because of the "misunderstandings" between us antis and non antis. And the floor ball section is covered by Jacquelin. hahah, i guess i would be the cheer leader then. how "fun"!
Teachers' day is around the corner, and i don't plan to buy any gifts. It's mainly because I have no clue as to what to buy for the teachers. Let me just go and crack my brains, thinking about the gifts..

Scary but true

I'm not going to start on some ghost story. But from incidents that occurred to yiling(She's the timid type and hates to get involve with people who "cher" others.) and i, we realized that our school were quite the same.

Ahlians use violence to threaten people and call their backup down. They hit people and think they're big shots, as though they're from Hollywood.

Twits also call their 'back up' down but all of them are somehow related to them "gand kors, jies, meis and dis". How cute, the whole family of "gods" have arrived.

Why be big shots and only have your "gans" and have no friends?
And in the end threaten innocent people to befriend them. How stupid.But i respect the ahlians and feel that the twits will NEVER be ahlians. So stop dreaming to be one!

Checking out blogs

I've come to realized that teachers do blog hop too. Well, most of them did hate a certain teacher for doing that. I did as well at first, but I've come to realize that she did not do anything wrong. A blog is a journal, but for the public eyes. So, what we type, takes effect on everyone who reads it.

Stupid twits have come and gone, complaining about her "evil doings". And i find it quite hilarious actually. These twits do not understand the word of public journal. And unfortunately, i stand on the teacher's side.

What can i say? She's a great teacher and she's been helping me cope with my studies as well as fitting in the school environment. She's hip and way too cool to be a teacher. I treat her more of an adviser than a teacher. She's great! And I'm not biased neither has she paid me to write this stuff. It's from the bottom of my heart and i know that all those anti-twits out there, would feel the same. She actually wasted her time, to read through our blogs just to defend herself and her school. Who wouldn't be crossed when they read how badly you've written about the school?

All the twits ever do is complain, when can you guys actually shut up?

She can really be someone who can help you, she has helped me when i experienced racism. She made me into a totally different person. And I'm grateful for that. So to those twits out there, screw you! Who cares whether you wanna' sue the school, the principal, the teachers, the students, the clerks or even the aunties. All you guys do is complain and no action is taken. Empty vessels make the most noise.

Twit twit

I can't help but to admit that I'm an anti-twit. Twits are just like leeches, they suck on you and won't let go till you kill them, or burn them off. I had this small incident, which wasn't long ago. I "quarreled" with a twit, who assumed that she was my best friend. You see, her birthday is in the month of august, which is also, the hungry ghost festival period(note: the hungry ghost festival lasts for two months these year.). And everyday, she would whine to me, continuously: uuuuuhhh... i so *suay(coincidental,in a bad way) birthday in the month of the seven month(hungry ghost festival).
People, shed some light here, if you were in my shoes, wouldn't you have to shut her up, maybe with some super glue or tape? This twit friend of mine(believe me, we're not on so-good terms) is the type whereby they continuously make noise or sounds just to get your attention.And many times when I'm walking with my senior, this twit squeezes in between us and pushes me aside. Come on girl! What the heck is your problem?
I don't mind people being stuck up or nosy, but she's just too much! Every other people that i have conversations with, I'll have to repeat to her. OR she'll go: what happen? what happen? eh! say leh(with her elbows hitting yours) , say what happen!
Interesting isn't it? I know I'm the sort of sensitive type, but this is really too much! She's a twit not only for these few actions, but also because she:

• Poses for pictures with twists, tongue stuck out
• Have freaking' long fringe that cover half of her face, why the heck you have a fringe for? Have the whole bunch of hair stuck in front of your head, it's nicer.
• Wears a hair band without the actual use of it. What for use it when you still have hair dangling in front of your face? A hair band is to prevent hair from dropping and dangling onto your face. No wonder they have tonnes of pimples.
• She wears her skirt so freaking' high that it might have even cover her boobies. She does that just to make her skirt look short.
• This twits talk so much about people not bathing or changing clothes, well, this twits don't change clothes either. Every time i go out with them, it seems like they're wearing the same clothes. It's nothing wrong in wearing the same clothes several times on different occasions. Well, twits, stop acting as if you're fucking rich. Not everyone is rich. Screw you TWITS!

Everyone is afraid to be a twit. Who doesn't? People who don't know the meaning of sophisticated, don't use it. People who think they look cooler with Christian names or with " cool" words, you're terribly wrong. People who think you're Gothic when you use lots of eyeliner, you're mad. People who want to be goth but don't even what goth is, you're a dick head. Stop yourself from being a twit, it's dangerous.

credits to (www.museum-of-twits.blogspot.com), it's a great place.

Too bad

I started this new blog because i felt that the previous one was a total piece of shit. And a teacher did caught me writing bad stuff about a certain shop and of certain people. But i had fun though, hahah. I actually hesitated to delete the previous blog but in the end, i did so because i didn't want to brainwash other people's mind into becoming an anti-twit. They are who they are, and they are who they wanna' be. Okay, that's it for now. My new and improved blog will be updated some other time, with, of course, the stories of my life.