okay, i have nothing much to blog right now, so let me share a "joke" with you. My brother told me this joke, which was actually passed down from his friend. You see, his friend is a great racist.
But i'll still be writing this "joke" for you.
Damn, i'm gonna have a lot of indians hate me soon after the read this. :)
Okay, in the past, everyone were dark skinned. Because of the exposure to the Great Sun. So one day, Three man, who were tired of being mistaken for one another, approached a "holy" man, who lived up in the mountains.
The "holy" man said: "Up in the great mountains, there is a well. Bathe yourselves in the well water and you'll become white."
Man A was the first to go to the well and took the longest to bathe. Of course, he used the most amount of water. So when he finished, he was white. Thus, he became the chinese man found in Singapore today.
Man B was the second to go to the well. Having alittle water left, he managed to cover his body with the remaining water. But having little amount used, he wasn't as white as Man A. Thus, he became the Malay man found in Singapore today.
Now Man C was the last to go to the well. And he had barely enough water to cover his whole body. And so, he only tapped his palms on the water. And he became the indian man founded in Singapore today. Why? Because the man only used the water to make his palms white. And now found in Singapore and many other countires, the only spot that is white, on an indian, is the palms!! Get it?
Okay people, don't start hating me and all. I was just trying to make myself laugh. I know it's racist, but don't think too much abotu it. Lighten up abit. hahah.
Okay now, off i go to get my frozen yakult again.
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