Twits V.S Ah lians.

To those STUPID people who didn't get what i was saying, well, let me clarify the differences between TWITS and ah lians.

TWITS:

1) Superb typing skills. Twits have amazingly mastered their pathetic little brains to control their fingers to type with alternate caps. I'd suggest they stop doing that else their poor brain will explode soon.

2) Weird mentality. Somehow, twits tend to think very differently from most homo-sapiens. They call it CREATIVITY. They enjoying habouring ideas of creating pink dancing thongs as toys for toddlers so that Singapore's population would be flooded with them in future! They're just waiting for the right chance to launch into the market. But unfortunately, their ancestor's inheritance have been squandered by them lavishly.

3) Spastic sense of answering questions. Each time they're engaged in a topic, twits have a fetish to make irrelevant comments such as "dogs lyk euie all r sho disobedient, stp tis nonsence!" when we were simply discussing about the importance of English.

4) Attention grabbers. Twits love attention. And that's what we're here for. Twits would resort to any methods just to get attention, such as using their ever whiney voice to scream at an ant 10 metres away.

5) Horrible language. A very prominent factor of a twit. You will never spot them without lehs, lors and lahs in their sentences. Most of the time its incomprehensible. Thanks to the fact that we proper homo-sapiens have the ability to analyze and digest information, we've cleverly outwitted them. That is, WE are able to understand what they say; but their mutilated brains are unable to understand our language.

forget it, euie tis kinda of ppl r hard to interact wif,dunnit to use cheem english to de miie , i noe i`m nt good inenglish ...

The wonder of Languages.English with Chinese would be "wo men ish..."English with Hokkien would be "they ji siao me lor"English with Malay would be "my boifren lagi yandao"

6) Contradiction. Twits are always contradicting with their own words and actions.

7) No mind of their own.

8) Annoying

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And this is the characteristics of an Ah lian.

1. Long rebonded hair when hair is ALREADY straight

2. Act cute poses when taking neoprints

3. Type with aLtErNaTe CaPs ^^ or alot of additional letters. "xiiaogurrl" :x

4. Add S, Z, X to the back of every word

5. Use "wOr" 'hEe' "nEhz" 'kEkEx' "mAhx" 'oHhz' or something like that

6. Include "gal" "girl" or "ger" in their usernames

7. Sometimes fat thighs + short DENIM skirts

8. Include unimportant information in their friendster (height, weight. LOL)

9. Add strangers to their account

10. "gerr misshh boii" "lorve euu" =pPp

11. Include their sad love fairytales in their friendster [[waitin fer yew ta cum back]]

12. Shop at aunty boutiques. (THIS FASHION)

13. Fetish for PINK. Everything HAS to be PINK.

14. Call themselves weird names. MILKster PINKster Pinkalicious missyprincess tootdolliex xiaokeaii- ahhlynn sadahgal

15. Must have JIEMUIs. [JIEMUII QINGSHENN]

16. Many god-bros and sis.

17. Yell, "NNB! Diao simi diao?" when you look at them

18. Loves techno

19. Wears PMK, NWO, Von Dutch

20. Attention-seeking hair color. Purple, Green, or Red.

21. Know nothing else except HOKKIEN profanities. :)

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So to those Fugly who keep thinking why i call Twits aloud whenever you walk pass me, well, simply scroll up and READ!

And there's no such thing a "anti Anti-twits" You are twits, and to anti us anti-twits, you can't be anti anti- twits, because you are already twits! Boy, I'm confusing myself.


Credits to: MOT