Twit twit

I can't help but to admit that I'm an anti-twit. Twits are just like leeches, they suck on you and won't let go till you kill them, or burn them off. I had this small incident, which wasn't long ago. I "quarreled" with a twit, who assumed that she was my best friend. You see, her birthday is in the month of august, which is also, the hungry ghost festival period(note: the hungry ghost festival lasts for two months these year.). And everyday, she would whine to me, continuously: uuuuuhhh... i so *suay(coincidental,in a bad way) birthday in the month of the seven month(hungry ghost festival).
People, shed some light here, if you were in my shoes, wouldn't you have to shut her up, maybe with some super glue or tape? This twit friend of mine(believe me, we're not on so-good terms) is the type whereby they continuously make noise or sounds just to get your attention.And many times when I'm walking with my senior, this twit squeezes in between us and pushes me aside. Come on girl! What the heck is your problem?
I don't mind people being stuck up or nosy, but she's just too much! Every other people that i have conversations with, I'll have to repeat to her. OR she'll go: what happen? what happen? eh! say leh(with her elbows hitting yours) , say what happen!
Interesting isn't it? I know I'm the sort of sensitive type, but this is really too much! She's a twit not only for these few actions, but also because she:

• Poses for pictures with twists, tongue stuck out
• Have freaking' long fringe that cover half of her face, why the heck you have a fringe for? Have the whole bunch of hair stuck in front of your head, it's nicer.
• Wears a hair band without the actual use of it. What for use it when you still have hair dangling in front of your face? A hair band is to prevent hair from dropping and dangling onto your face. No wonder they have tonnes of pimples.
• She wears her skirt so freaking' high that it might have even cover her boobies. She does that just to make her skirt look short.
• This twits talk so much about people not bathing or changing clothes, well, this twits don't change clothes either. Every time i go out with them, it seems like they're wearing the same clothes. It's nothing wrong in wearing the same clothes several times on different occasions. Well, twits, stop acting as if you're fucking rich. Not everyone is rich. Screw you TWITS!

Everyone is afraid to be a twit. Who doesn't? People who don't know the meaning of sophisticated, don't use it. People who think they look cooler with Christian names or with " cool" words, you're terribly wrong. People who think you're Gothic when you use lots of eyeliner, you're mad. People who want to be goth but don't even what goth is, you're a dick head. Stop yourself from being a twit, it's dangerous.

credits to (www.museum-of-twits.blogspot.com), it's a great place.