People at my age are often labeled as 'the generation who is much close to technology than to their parents'. But if you take a step close to look, are we really the tech-savvy generation?
Well, some of us may be. It has almost become a normal routine for us to check our Facebook for updates, Twitter for new tweets, gossip blogs, email, and Youtube so much we have to be reminded to eat our meals instead of the other way round. We get the latest information (much faster than the news) and we are definitely one of the first few to begin sharing them. But then, amidst this tech-savvy generation, lie a few hidden souls and I am one of them.
What exactly am I saying? Well, I am one of the very few in this generation that know nuts about technology. And of all the types of gadgets that I've been dealing with, the simple SMS or text messaging is my one true nemesis. Now it may seem simple to you, but the simple SMS or text messaging from my friends can sometimes leave me in a state of bewilderment.
I am rather 'old-fashion' when it comes to text messaging and would prefer to ignore a text full of short forms than to reply it.
I knew that short forms were becoming 'cool', and never had it cross my mind that I'll need it during lectures (lecturer talk so fast, write one word, she finish lecture already man... but keep writing short form then later don't know how to spell properly), but still I choose to write in full complete words rather than cut them down.
But all this isn't really about whether to make it short form or complete. Over the years, I've come to realize that the short forms are getting even shorter! It seems as though it has become some Da Vinci Code now. Insane!
Anyways, check out this video. Apparently, I'm not the only one who's messed up about text messaging!
A.S.A.P = Ah ma Say Ask ah Pa
I think my mum is going to start using that now!
Till then
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Friday, September 18, 2009
Sunday, May 31, 2009
More Hilarious Videos!
Taken from the description: "A day in the life of a typical working class Singaporean named Terry reveals to us many Singaporean characteristics that we do not pay much attention to. This film shows how little things can bring out the "singaporean-ness" in us, and gives us a good reason to be proud of our country. ".
Just be wary of who the person might actually be, the next time you plan on "jio-ing"/ whistling at someone.
What the actor and actress in Titanic, actually wanted to say. In hokkien!
This video is a parody of Wonder Girl's 'Nobody'. Done by Mr Brown and gang, they comeback with hilarious lyrics (to the tune of Nobody) based on the recent H1Ni pandemic.
*Credits to Rafidah
And what good way to end this post other than to show you my favourite video? Pokemon used to be one of my favourite cartoons but I soon got confused over the many versions of it.
And this my friends, is an awesome video of the Pokemon theme song.
Enjoy!
Just be wary of who the person might actually be, the next time you plan on "jio-ing"/ whistling at someone.
What the actor and actress in Titanic, actually wanted to say. In hokkien!
This video is a parody of Wonder Girl's 'Nobody'. Done by Mr Brown and gang, they comeback with hilarious lyrics (to the tune of Nobody) based on the recent H1Ni pandemic.
*Credits to Rafidah
And what good way to end this post other than to show you my favourite video? Pokemon used to be one of my favourite cartoons but I soon got confused over the many versions of it.
And this my friends, is an awesome video of the Pokemon theme song.
Enjoy!
Video!
I once dedicated an entire post to videos found on Youtube a long time ago. I posted videos such as the Tamil thriller, the colourful Hokkien Songs, the two talented guys, and also, the two hilarious girls.
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Now, over the years, we've seen tonnes of videos of people performing covers of great artistes. And we've seen many hilarious parodies of certain artistes as well. In fact, I've even seen subliminal messages in some videos such as Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven (below).
Even songs by Rihanna were not left untouched. The wonders of Youtube.
We've seen and heard all of this already. So what's new?
The Hokkien Version of Rihanna's hit song, "Umbrella"!
Till then!
Yes, it's a new layout for my blog. Fresher, cleaner look. And of course, with a huge writing space for my posts.
Loves
Click Here to watch them again!
Click Here to watch them again!
Click Here to watch them again!
Click Here to watch them again!
Click Here to watch them again!
Now, over the years, we've seen tonnes of videos of people performing covers of great artistes. And we've seen many hilarious parodies of certain artistes as well. In fact, I've even seen subliminal messages in some videos such as Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven (below).
Even songs by Rihanna were not left untouched. The wonders of Youtube.
We've seen and heard all of this already. So what's new?
The Hokkien Version of Rihanna's hit song, "Umbrella"!
Till then!
Yes, it's a new layout for my blog. Fresher, cleaner look. And of course, with a huge writing space for my posts.
Loves
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Thursday, March 05, 2009
Replacements, for a day
If you don't have a mum who barges into the room, shouts your name and asks you what time you're going to wake up, then you should get one.
For the past 16 coming to 17 years of my life, there has not been a week that went by without me jolting out of bed.
Call me weird, but whenever I'm asleep, I can feel my soul somewhat seeping slowly, more like detaching from my body. And every time I get this sudden unannounced intrusion into my room, I can feel my soul jump back into my body with so much force that I'll literally jump up, with my heart palpitating wildly.
Upon realization that it is my mum and no one else, I rub my eyes groggily as I tell her that I am awake now.
Sometimes I find it annoying because having slept late the previous night, it wouldn't do justice to me if I were to be awoken in the early morning.
But as odd as it sounds, I'm glad that till now, my mum still does it, because sometimes I do hit the snooze button a little too often, and/or I'd not even set the alarm for an appointment.
And I must say, my soul is taking this shock every week pretty well, because I've become less and less terpranjat by parts of horror films that were meant to scare us.
To add more effect to this heart palpitation experiment, I suggest you get a dad and a brother who can't turn the door knob quietly. And just like my mum, they have to barge into the room. And no matter how much they try to be quiet, they're bound to mess around with some plastic bag that makes the thrashy sound. And then they'll accidentally drop something near you or on you. And if you're lucky, they might trip and fall on you.
If that isn't enough and you want to have a taste of death, then you should get a black sausage dog that leaps onto the bed at any random time just to snuggle up to you.
If you want them but can't find any, fret not, these are my family members. You can borrow them if you want, but only for a day.
Hahha.
Loves.
For the past 16 coming to 17 years of my life, there has not been a week that went by without me jolting out of bed.
Call me weird, but whenever I'm asleep, I can feel my soul somewhat seeping slowly, more like detaching from my body. And every time I get this sudden unannounced intrusion into my room, I can feel my soul jump back into my body with so much force that I'll literally jump up, with my heart palpitating wildly.
Upon realization that it is my mum and no one else, I rub my eyes groggily as I tell her that I am awake now.
Sometimes I find it annoying because having slept late the previous night, it wouldn't do justice to me if I were to be awoken in the early morning.
But as odd as it sounds, I'm glad that till now, my mum still does it, because sometimes I do hit the snooze button a little too often, and/or I'd not even set the alarm for an appointment.
And I must say, my soul is taking this shock every week pretty well, because I've become less and less terpranjat by parts of horror films that were meant to scare us.
To add more effect to this heart palpitation experiment, I suggest you get a dad and a brother who can't turn the door knob quietly. And just like my mum, they have to barge into the room. And no matter how much they try to be quiet, they're bound to mess around with some plastic bag that makes the thrashy sound. And then they'll accidentally drop something near you or on you. And if you're lucky, they might trip and fall on you.
If that isn't enough and you want to have a taste of death, then you should get a black sausage dog that leaps onto the bed at any random time just to snuggle up to you.
If you want them but can't find any, fret not, these are my family members. You can borrow them if you want, but only for a day.
Hahha.
Loves.
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Bizarre Ways to Die
Okay, this post is not about how I made death in the eye or anything like that. Syuh and I stumbled on a book in Popular Bookstore titled "1001 Ridiculous Ways to Die by David Southwell and Matt Adams". Intrigued by it, I flipped through the pages to read about the various ways to die.
'Eh Syuh, 1001 ridiculous ways to die! What's the dumbest way to die?'
'I don't know. Slipping and cracking the skull open'.
Yes, one of our tales about tragic death was about stepping on the air tubes of a patient in a hospital, and letting him die slowly. And yes, that's the post where we created new words like moster and horrow. Hahah. Click Here.
Anyway.....
At first I thought, no one would be dumb enough to buy this book and find a way to die here. And the price wasn't exactly a cheap way to die either. Could you imagine someone walking up to the cashier with that book, I'll bet there would be weird stares all over.
But after reading through some parts of the book, I realized that the deaths in the book were indeed RIDICULOUS! It was more like a joke book than a guide to die actually. Hahah.
And so, I decided to google the book today, and I actually found some interesting (and funny, in a sadistic way) deaths from This Site.
Here goes..
Ooooh.. You never know what;s too dangerous to try, and how simple yet tragic deaths can be. Who knows, you tear you ear while combing your hair because of your earring. Then being alone at home, with no key, no first aid kit, you panic and bleed to death.
Oh, the horrow.
'Eh Syuh, 1001 ridiculous ways to die! What's the dumbest way to die?'
'I don't know. Slipping and cracking the skull open'.
Yes, one of our tales about tragic death was about stepping on the air tubes of a patient in a hospital, and letting him die slowly. And yes, that's the post where we created new words like moster and horrow. Hahah. Click Here.
Anyway.....
At first I thought, no one would be dumb enough to buy this book and find a way to die here. And the price wasn't exactly a cheap way to die either. Could you imagine someone walking up to the cashier with that book, I'll bet there would be weird stares all over.
But after reading through some parts of the book, I realized that the deaths in the book were indeed RIDICULOUS! It was more like a joke book than a guide to die actually. Hahah.
And so, I decided to google the book today, and I actually found some interesting (and funny, in a sadistic way) deaths from This Site.
Here goes..
Oh, nuts!
Willie Murphy was more than a bit shell-shocked when an avalanche of peanuts buried him at a processing plant in Georgia, USA, in 1993. He never made it out alive.
Oh, chute!
Experienced skydiver Ivan McGuire went plane crazy one day in 1988 when he decided to film his 3,000m jump above North Carolina – he remembered his camera but forgot his parachute!
Water way to go
Things didn’t go swimmingly at all for a 59-year-old Californian when he sat on a pool’s badly covered drain. With a sucking power of 300lbs per square inch, he never really stood a chance. He died when his small intestine was sucked clean out.
Bird brain
Chicken thief Henri M’Bongo was forced by an angry mob in Cameroon to eat what he’d stolen - he choked to death on feathers and bone in the 1998 incident.
Casket case
French undertaker Marc Bourjade suffered a crushing blow when a pile of coffins at his workshop fell on top of him in 1982. Fittingly, he was buried in one of the coffins that killed him.
Hot debate
How far would you go to prove a point? Michael Toye from Hampshire had a burning desire to prove to a pal that white spirit is flammable – so he dowsed himself in the stuff and set fire to it. He died from serious burns six days later, in April 2007.
Heads!
A Ghanaian goalkeeper was killed instantly during a cup match when the goal’s crossbar fell on his head. Accusations of witchcraft were levelled at the opposition.
Rough and tumble
A fatal spin was the end result for Ray Washbrook when he climbed into an industrial tumble drier to remove some trapped linen in 1996. He was spun round for 20 minutes at 110 centigrade.
Goodnight... forever
Death by tampons sounds unlikely, but it happened to chronic snorer Mark Gleeson in 1996. The Hampshire man tried to cure his problem by shoving two of the female hygiene products up his nose. He suffocated as he slept.
Plane silly
A head-on collision with his own radio-controlled plane was what killed Roger Wallace from Arizona in 2001. He lost sight of the 3kg machine in the sun and it crashed into his head at 40mph.
Food for thought
The Belgian air force killed three men in Sudan when they dropped a crate of food on top of them. The pilots were taking part in a humanitarian relief effort and the idea was actually to save the Sudanese from starving.
Where eagles dare
Beware clumsy eagles if you ever go to Iran. Two car passengers died there when an eagle soaring overhead accidentally dropped a cobra into their vehicle. It bit them straightaway, killing them both. Fangs a lot!
Off the rails
After a row with his girlfriend, a 20-year-old man from Edinburgh hanged himself at Western Hailes railway station – on the ‘way out’ sign.
Crashing blow
There can be few unluckier people than the lone 18-year-old occupant of a farm in Belgium who was killed by an unmanned Russian MiG fighter jet! The pilot had ejected in Poland, but the aircraft flew 560 miles on auto-pilot until it ran out of fuel and crashed into the poor teenager’s home.
Die laughing
There’s laughing so much it hurts – but this was a much more serious matter! Alex Mitchell, a 50-year-old from King’s Lynn, guffawed so hard at an episode of hit BBC comedy show The Goodies in 1975 that he died of a heart failure. The sketch that led to his untimely death involved Tim Brooke-Taylor dressed as a Scotsman using a set of bagpipes and deploying the Scottish martial art of ‘Hoots-Toots-ochaye’ in a fight. His widow wrote to the stars of the show to thank them for making her husband’s last minutes of life so happy.
Ooooh.. You never know what;s too dangerous to try, and how simple yet tragic deaths can be. Who knows, you tear you ear while combing your hair because of your earring. Then being alone at home, with no key, no first aid kit, you panic and bleed to death.
Oh, the horrow.
Friday, December 26, 2008
Dance!
Putting all those negativity aside, it's time to share videos! I must say, that the dance "Sexy Love" done by Ivan and Allison in "So You Think You Can Dance" is ranked number one in my heart. I really like it alot, and I think that this pretty much show that Hip Hop isn't always about 'Gansta' moves.
And then I did more Youtube-ing on "So You Think You Can Dance" and found another dance which I really liked alot. This is done by Chelsea and Mark, using the song "Bleeding Love".
By this time, I was like a mad person searching Youtube. And I found other dance videos which are really impressive.
Enjoy!
Who ever said Robot Dance was "out"? Uniqlo brings it back with style.
Another robot dance, this time done by a Japanese named Takahiro. His moves are like water, so smooth. And check his flexibility!
Then there was Star Search. Okay some of you may already know that Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera were from Star Search. But did you know that Justin timberlake, Wade Robson and David Archuleta were from it too?
And who would have thought that the Justin Timberlake now, was all country then?
And it seems like Wade Robson had his talent since he was a kid! His sleek moves are exactly the same as the Legendary Micheal Jackson. Even the ponytail seems the same!
And then there is the very adorable David Archuleta. He seems much more confident than the shy one we see on American Idol.
And I love how Sophie Oda sounds. Her voice has the "Disneyland", "Fairytale" kind of voice, if you know what I mean.
And then there are the hilarious ones. I know it's kind of bad to be laughing at a tone deaf person, but I can't help it!
End.
And then I did more Youtube-ing on "So You Think You Can Dance" and found another dance which I really liked alot. This is done by Chelsea and Mark, using the song "Bleeding Love".
By this time, I was like a mad person searching Youtube. And I found other dance videos which are really impressive.
Enjoy!
Who ever said Robot Dance was "out"? Uniqlo brings it back with style.
Another robot dance, this time done by a Japanese named Takahiro. His moves are like water, so smooth. And check his flexibility!
Then there was Star Search. Okay some of you may already know that Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera were from Star Search. But did you know that Justin timberlake, Wade Robson and David Archuleta were from it too?
And who would have thought that the Justin Timberlake now, was all country then?
And it seems like Wade Robson had his talent since he was a kid! His sleek moves are exactly the same as the Legendary Micheal Jackson. Even the ponytail seems the same!
And then there is the very adorable David Archuleta. He seems much more confident than the shy one we see on American Idol.
And I love how Sophie Oda sounds. Her voice has the "Disneyland", "Fairytale" kind of voice, if you know what I mean.
And then there are the hilarious ones. I know it's kind of bad to be laughing at a tone deaf person, but I can't help it!
End.
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Anthon Berg almighty
There's a saying that chocolate always tastes heavenly when it's accompanied by liquor.
And I don't mean Tiger Beer or CarlsBerg. But, Liquor like spirits.
But having to buy this liquor just so that we can enjoy our chocolates, is a total waste of money. And most of this items are beyond the amount of pocket money that any 15 year old, like me, can afford. Besides, I'm under-aged which means that it would be illegal for me to buy any.
Moving on..
what I'm actually trying to say is that I got to taste this heavenly mixture of chocolate and liquor, all thanks to my Aunt. Now, what is so unique about this, is that instead of having to gulp down the liquor and then having to bite the chocolate just so that we can mix them in the mouth, there's actually this brand of chocolate that has liquor in it!
The cover of it
The cute tiny "bottles" of chocolate
Just to prove how small it is,
And as seen from the picture above, I found one containing "XO"
It's actually really really nice and I thought of buying it for myself and some of my friends for Christmas, but I later learned that this box of chocolate was expensive too!
I was a little disappointed though, but I got to live like a "rich person" just for that few hours indulging in the chocolate. Okay, not really a rich person, maybe just an adolescence, being new to things like this.
Oh, and do check out these videos please. It's hilarious because this person named Buffalax actually "directly translates" the songs. Wait, I wouldn't call it translate. Let's just say, he wrote what he heard..
Moskau
Transformer
Indian Video
Indian Video 2
Boten Anna
And I don't mean Tiger Beer or CarlsBerg. But, Liquor like spirits.
But having to buy this liquor just so that we can enjoy our chocolates, is a total waste of money. And most of this items are beyond the amount of pocket money that any 15 year old, like me, can afford. Besides, I'm under-aged which means that it would be illegal for me to buy any.
Moving on..
what I'm actually trying to say is that I got to taste this heavenly mixture of chocolate and liquor, all thanks to my Aunt. Now, what is so unique about this, is that instead of having to gulp down the liquor and then having to bite the chocolate just so that we can mix them in the mouth, there's actually this brand of chocolate that has liquor in it!
The cover of it
The cute tiny "bottles" of chocolate
Just to prove how small it is,
And as seen from the picture above, I found one containing "XO"
It's actually really really nice and I thought of buying it for myself and some of my friends for Christmas, but I later learned that this box of chocolate was expensive too!
I was a little disappointed though, but I got to live like a "rich person" just for that few hours indulging in the chocolate. Okay, not really a rich person, maybe just an adolescence, being new to things like this.
Oh, and do check out these videos please. It's hilarious because this person named Buffalax actually "directly translates" the songs. Wait, I wouldn't call it translate. Let's just say, he wrote what he heard..
Moskau
Transformer
Indian Video
Indian Video 2
Boten Anna
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
My love for you
I love the way you release that sweet outburst into my mouth whenever i bite into you. I love the soft tenderness that you give to me. I love how the roughness of the outside of you rubs against my cheeks but the sweet, juicy outburst of the "juice" empowers everything and makes me all weak inside.
You're my one true love, Ondeh ondeh.
You guys must have been thinking at first : " Why the hell is she writing some gross stuff here? Is she insane? She must be nuts to reveal what she does with her guy."
LOL.
Well, I ain't got a boyfriend but i do love Ondeh Ondeh. I mean seriously. I've been pestering my mother to buy me Ondeh Ondeh for breakfast, everyday. I guess I'm not sick of it, but rather, addicted to it. I don't know why but i just find it so ADDICTIVE.
I guess you guys should try it too. Don't go to any other stalls, go to the famous nasi lemak stall located at the Admiralty Bridge(they're selling Ondeh ondeh in the mornings). I guarantee you, that you'll soon be addicted to it, just like me!
Okay, enough about the gross start up of the post. Let's move on.
The highlights for this entry is: This hilarious Video! Check it out!!
It's really funny and i couldn't stop thinking about the song. I mean " I eat cannibals" ? The retro dance moves had already made it funny but the whole " I eat cannibals" deal is freaking hilarious!
However, i pity those who have no sense of humour, and find it utterly horrible for me to make fun of the performance. I'm fine with that.
Anyway, lately, I've been TRYING to do the holiday assignments that were given to us. And what i am looking forward to complete is the Geography project. Mainly because, it's about food.
They should have had Singapore, where i can then showcase the importance of Ondeh ondeh in my life. Oh well.
Anyway, I realized that based on the food intake, it really shows the amount of calorie intake, and thus, make more people aware of their diet. Stupid anorexic girls.
Anyway, i was looking around in Deviantart.com and stumbled upon this photo, which i find, rather interesting. Oh, just have a look, and you'll understand.
I find this pretty interesting and not gross, and i realised(from research on the Internet) that the diet that we consume affects the way our faeces turn out to be.
I guess this is what happens to people who have so much curiosity that even faeces is important for research. Oh well.. That's just the usual Me.
You're my one true love, Ondeh ondeh.
You guys must have been thinking at first : " Why the hell is she writing some gross stuff here? Is she insane? She must be nuts to reveal what she does with her guy."
LOL.
Well, I ain't got a boyfriend but i do love Ondeh Ondeh. I mean seriously. I've been pestering my mother to buy me Ondeh Ondeh for breakfast, everyday. I guess I'm not sick of it, but rather, addicted to it. I don't know why but i just find it so ADDICTIVE.
I guess you guys should try it too. Don't go to any other stalls, go to the famous nasi lemak stall located at the Admiralty Bridge(they're selling Ondeh ondeh in the mornings). I guarantee you, that you'll soon be addicted to it, just like me!
Okay, enough about the gross start up of the post. Let's move on.
The highlights for this entry is: This hilarious Video! Check it out!!
It's really funny and i couldn't stop thinking about the song. I mean " I eat cannibals" ? The retro dance moves had already made it funny but the whole " I eat cannibals" deal is freaking hilarious!
However, i pity those who have no sense of humour, and find it utterly horrible for me to make fun of the performance. I'm fine with that.
Anyway, lately, I've been TRYING to do the holiday assignments that were given to us. And what i am looking forward to complete is the Geography project. Mainly because, it's about food.
They should have had Singapore, where i can then showcase the importance of Ondeh ondeh in my life. Oh well.
Anyway, I realized that based on the food intake, it really shows the amount of calorie intake, and thus, make more people aware of their diet. Stupid anorexic girls.
Anyway, i was looking around in Deviantart.com and stumbled upon this photo, which i find, rather interesting. Oh, just have a look, and you'll understand.
I find this pretty interesting and not gross, and i realised(from research on the Internet) that the diet that we consume affects the way our faeces turn out to be.
I guess this is what happens to people who have so much curiosity that even faeces is important for research. Oh well.. That's just the usual Me.
Wednesday, May 09, 2007
MYE is finally OVER!
Okay, i know that I've been an ass for not updating for SO long.
Well, basically i was busy since last week because of the Mid Year Examinations. I know it's a poor excuse but i seriously DID STUDY okay.
Anyway, i have great news. Well, that is: I've got "sisters"!! Not as in my mom gave birth to one, neither did we adopt one. But in actual fact, Vanessa(Colin) and Dorothy(Alex) have become my sisters. I know this is fucking lame but apparently, i found out alot of things about the opposite sex. Ahahah.. And GUYS DO LOVE TO GOSSIP ALOT! Or at least these two guys do.
A wish list from Vanessa(Colin) states so:
1. A pink polka dotted dress
2. Anything with hello kitty on it
3. A pink polka dotted hair band
4. Pink High heels
5. Big retro earrings
Okay, this seems pretty gay but he somehow has the "feminine touch". His point of view is always of how a girl would think, or how how us girls would react too.
Dorothy(Alex) isn't gay. In fact, he's a GENTLEMAN. But he loves "pretty stuff". Ahahha.
Okay moving on
Had it not been for he recent staying backs and group studies, i wouldn't have befriended and gotten closer with these people. I'm not chucking my other good friends aside. This is just a whole new gateway for new friends to come in. And well, these new friends brighten up my GODDAMN school life.
Oh just get the fundamental right.( as quote from Mr.Matthew Lim)
Recently, I've been sharing and repeating my "experiences" about the supernatural to these people. Unfortunately, they didn't have any tales to scare me.
Oh, i miss the times when syuh, raudah and i would just hang out outside KFC and share these tales. It was fun.
Okay, i know that this post is a mess, and forgive me will you? I somehow have lost my momentum in posting and basically lost my fundamentals again. Ahahah.
And to end this post off( fear not, i shall update very soon), i shall do a simple over view of my MYE papers.
MYE:
English paper 1 and 2:
The compo and letter writing thing was fun. But i felt that i somehow lacked the "substance" to score high for the compo though.
The Paper 2 was tougher. I wasn't really focused on the questions, i'm expecting at most a b4 for this
Emaths paper 1 and 2:
Okay Emaths was a total ass. I didn't know what i was doing and what i was even supposed to do. Mr Ravin's questions were " beat around the bush type" and i'm not expecting a pass for this. And Mr.Lim said that our class had 14 failures, that's alot okay.
Biology:
This paper was the suckiest of all! I actually gave up hope in the middle of the paper and started banging my head on the wall ( note: i was sitting nearest to the door/wall, index number one okay.)
Chemistry:
I can say this is a so-so paper. Stumbled on a few questions every now and then.
Physics:
This was another sucky paper. What i studied for/remembered did not come out on the paper! I was pissed, however i SHOULD have studied for this paper. Ahahha.
Chinese:
I wouldn't say it was THAT sucky. It just sucked. And i couldn't be bothered to actually READ & UNDERSTAND the questions. I just saw the word which i liked and circled it. Hoho.
Social studies:
All the effort had gone to waste because the topics in which i studied for was again, not out in the paper. Pfft.
Geography:
This was the "aiyah just hantam" paper. I wouldn't be enthusiastic in getting the results of the paper.
Unfortunately, the last paper which is AMATHS, is tomorrow. Hopefully i don;t give up AGAIN and start banging my head on the wall.
I have come to the end of this fucked up/lame post. Well, it's just a starter post lah.
Just check out the videos that i've uploaded okay. Scroll down please....
MUAR CHINESE
I find this video pretty cool where this guy tries to explain the difference of the Chinese speaking people living in MUAR.
My friend - Kawanku
People this is simply hilarious lah. BUT it's sort of against Singapore.
Well, basically i was busy since last week because of the Mid Year Examinations. I know it's a poor excuse but i seriously DID STUDY okay.
Anyway, i have great news. Well, that is: I've got "sisters"!! Not as in my mom gave birth to one, neither did we adopt one. But in actual fact, Vanessa(Colin) and Dorothy(Alex) have become my sisters. I know this is fucking lame but apparently, i found out alot of things about the opposite sex. Ahahah.. And GUYS DO LOVE TO GOSSIP ALOT! Or at least these two guys do.
A wish list from Vanessa(Colin) states so:
1. A pink polka dotted dress
2. Anything with hello kitty on it
3. A pink polka dotted hair band
4. Pink High heels
5. Big retro earrings
Okay, this seems pretty gay but he somehow has the "feminine touch". His point of view is always of how a girl would think, or how how us girls would react too.
Dorothy(Alex) isn't gay. In fact, he's a GENTLEMAN. But he loves "pretty stuff". Ahahha.
Okay moving on
Had it not been for he recent staying backs and group studies, i wouldn't have befriended and gotten closer with these people. I'm not chucking my other good friends aside. This is just a whole new gateway for new friends to come in. And well, these new friends brighten up my GODDAMN school life.
Oh just get the fundamental right.( as quote from Mr.Matthew Lim)
Recently, I've been sharing and repeating my "experiences" about the supernatural to these people. Unfortunately, they didn't have any tales to scare me.
Oh, i miss the times when syuh, raudah and i would just hang out outside KFC and share these tales. It was fun.
Okay, i know that this post is a mess, and forgive me will you? I somehow have lost my momentum in posting and basically lost my fundamentals again. Ahahah.
And to end this post off( fear not, i shall update very soon), i shall do a simple over view of my MYE papers.
MYE:
English paper 1 and 2:
The compo and letter writing thing was fun. But i felt that i somehow lacked the "substance" to score high for the compo though.
The Paper 2 was tougher. I wasn't really focused on the questions, i'm expecting at most a b4 for this
Emaths paper 1 and 2:
Okay Emaths was a total ass. I didn't know what i was doing and what i was even supposed to do. Mr Ravin's questions were " beat around the bush type" and i'm not expecting a pass for this. And Mr.Lim said that our class had 14 failures, that's alot okay.
Biology:
This paper was the suckiest of all! I actually gave up hope in the middle of the paper and started banging my head on the wall ( note: i was sitting nearest to the door/wall, index number one okay.)
Chemistry:
I can say this is a so-so paper. Stumbled on a few questions every now and then.
Physics:
This was another sucky paper. What i studied for/remembered did not come out on the paper! I was pissed, however i SHOULD have studied for this paper. Ahahha.
Chinese:
I wouldn't say it was THAT sucky. It just sucked. And i couldn't be bothered to actually READ & UNDERSTAND the questions. I just saw the word which i liked and circled it. Hoho.
Social studies:
All the effort had gone to waste because the topics in which i studied for was again, not out in the paper. Pfft.
Geography:
This was the "aiyah just hantam" paper. I wouldn't be enthusiastic in getting the results of the paper.
Unfortunately, the last paper which is AMATHS, is tomorrow. Hopefully i don;t give up AGAIN and start banging my head on the wall.
I have come to the end of this fucked up/lame post. Well, it's just a starter post lah.
Just check out the videos that i've uploaded okay. Scroll down please....
MUAR CHINESE
I find this video pretty cool where this guy tries to explain the difference of the Chinese speaking people living in MUAR.
My friend - Kawanku
People this is simply hilarious lah. BUT it's sort of against Singapore.
Monday, October 09, 2006
Videos, and more videos
okay, i've been watching loads of youtube videos lately, and I've come upon uploading those hilarious ones in my blog!
I know i seriously shouldn't do that because some twits might go" warhxx, thiishx viideox iishx copiieriightx worx! Noeex oriigiienaeliitiiex".
Well, I'm just trying to share the laughter, people.
HOKKIEN SONG #1
HOKKIEN SONG #2
Micheal Jackson "Thriller", indian version? Note: Check out the horrible make up.
Hokkien James Bond
Hokkien Lord of the Rings
Two chinese boys imitating some pepsi song.
Again the two chinese boys imitating jessica simpson's "public Affair".
These two boys are so great,that Pepsi even hired them to make a fool out of their advertisement, in order to advertise their commercial. Cool! And they're rich just by making fun and mimicking the songs that they show, on youtube!
Now, instead of the two chinese boys, I've stumbled upon two Korean girls! They're pretty funny too, and they're recognized by youtube too, just like the two boys (above).
But, instead of singing some songs that we know, these two girls sing in their own language, but what cracks me up is that they simple accompany the horrible singing with funny actions! Check it out yourselves..
Number 1
Number 2
Number 3
That's it for now. I hope that tickled your funny bone. In the next post, I'll(maybe) be uploading eddy murphy's "delirious'' videos.
I know i seriously shouldn't do that because some twits might go" warhxx, thiishx viideox iishx copiieriightx worx! Noeex oriigiienaeliitiiex".
Well, I'm just trying to share the laughter, people.
HOKKIEN SONG #1
HOKKIEN SONG #2
Micheal Jackson "Thriller", indian version? Note: Check out the horrible make up.
Hokkien James Bond
Hokkien Lord of the Rings
Two chinese boys imitating some pepsi song.
Again the two chinese boys imitating jessica simpson's "public Affair".
These two boys are so great,that Pepsi even hired them to make a fool out of their advertisement, in order to advertise their commercial. Cool! And they're rich just by making fun and mimicking the songs that they show, on youtube!
Now, instead of the two chinese boys, I've stumbled upon two Korean girls! They're pretty funny too, and they're recognized by youtube too, just like the two boys (above).
But, instead of singing some songs that we know, these two girls sing in their own language, but what cracks me up is that they simple accompany the horrible singing with funny actions! Check it out yourselves..
Number 1
Number 2
Number 3
That's it for now. I hope that tickled your funny bone. In the next post, I'll(maybe) be uploading eddy murphy's "delirious'' videos.
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