Old Vs. Mature

i am sick and tired of going around and having people to comment about me. I mean i am who i am be it fat, ugly, matured-looking, or what-so-ever.
And i HATE those stupid people who use the word "old" , instead of the word mature. Old and matured is two different meaning, people.

If you bloody shitheads can't differenciate the two words, then let me help you.


Old age- consists of ages nearing the average life span of human beings, and thus the end of the human life cyle.

Mature - it can be both sexually(appearance) or it can be thinking wise ( thoughts and decision making).

Let me touch on the Sexual appearance.
Some examples:

If you maturing physically, then for the ladies, boobies will start appearing infront of your chest, and no, it is not some kind of a giant mosquito bite.

For the men, their voice box will sort of change, this they call "voice breaking".

Based on your sexual appearance in maturing, people tend to neglect the fact that different people tend to mature at different time, they have their own "timing''. So STUPId people would then say eg: " wow kethlyn, i thought you were in JC, you look so matured and not like one of your age".

And that is a comment. But if some asshole come up to you and say " wow, you look so old." people, just smack him/her on the head.


Sometimes comments do hurt, and people just don't get it. They think they have all the rights in the world to tell people that they're ugly or fat. But look at mirror, i'm sure you yourself ain't happy about yourself. I am too. I want to be like some kind of super model, but of course', those are just ''hopes and wishes". But, nothing can come true if we don't try. hahah.


Oh yah, if you really have the itch to say that some one is old, try it on the girls who use tonnes of make up and and use photoshop to make their photos better. You can find these "rare but growing" population of species in friendster, where they try to seduce and lure men to "entertain" them. i winder who's entertaining who!

quiz that i got sabo-ed into doing

okay, i have to do this so-called quiz thingy because my dear friend Yiling had my name written in her"next people to do this" in her quiz. oh what the heck, moving on..




RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME:

My name is kethlyn.
I am a girl
I am a chindian, for those who dont know what that is, fuck you.
I and learn and can speak Chinese but i do understand some Malay
I HATE twits
I adore those fortunate people who can get along with their family and can stick like glue..
I am so lazy that you have to actually bribe me with money, to get out of my house.

7 THINGS THAT SCARES ME:

1. Twits ruling the world
2. Twits talking to me and behave as though nothing has happened, as though we are "good friends'.
3. Clowns, not those stupid MacDonalds' clowns. it's those found at the funfair type.
4. Teletubbies
5. Having all the toys that i have, to come alive and kill me.
6. That guy who is working in MacDonalds'.
7. Seeing people dressed up in Bright Pink, or hot pink, or just pink.

7 FAVOURITE MUSIC AT THE MOMENT:

1. Lips Of an Angel - Hinder
2. Sexyback - Justin Timberlake
3. U + Ur hand - Pink
4. I Don't need A Man - PussyCat Dolls
5. BeBot - Black Eyed peas
6. To be With You - Mr Big
7. Lithium - Evanescence

7 PEOPLE I "FANCY/IDOLISE'':

1. Pink
2. Mr.Bean
3. The director of Harry Potter movies
4. Mascots
5. Myself
6. Rich people
7. Stupid people who do a hell lot of stupid things and yet feel good about it

7 THINGS I SAY MOST:

1. I AM HUNGRY
2. Got sweet?
3. Fuck
4. Fuuuuuccccckkkkkkk
5. twits
6. sucker
7. shit
   
   

7 PEOPLE NEXT TO DO THIS:

1. Syuhada
2. Kirin
3. Lena
4. Melissa
5. Agnes
6. Wanyi
7. Chinyee

I so love sabo-ing people. hahah, shitheads.

Videos, and more videos

okay, i've been watching loads of youtube videos lately, and I've come upon uploading those hilarious ones in my blog!
I know i seriously shouldn't do that because some twits might go" warhxx, thiishx viideox iishx copiieriightx worx! Noeex oriigiienaeliitiiex".
Well, I'm just trying to share the laughter, people.

HOKKIEN SONG #1


HOKKIEN SONG #2


Micheal Jackson "Thriller", indian version? Note: Check out the horrible make up.



Hokkien James Bond


Hokkien Lord of the Rings


Two chinese boys imitating some pepsi song.


Again the two chinese boys imitating jessica simpson's "public Affair".



These two boys are so great,that Pepsi even hired them to make a fool out of their advertisement, in order to advertise their commercial. Cool! And they're rich just by making fun and mimicking the songs that they show, on youtube!


Now, instead of the two chinese boys, I've stumbled upon two Korean girls! They're pretty funny too, and they're recognized by youtube too, just like the two boys (above).
But, instead of singing some songs that we know, these two girls sing in their own language, but what cracks me up is that they simple accompany the horrible singing with funny actions! Check it out yourselves..


Number 1




Number 2




Number 3








That's it for now. I hope that tickled your funny bone. In the next post, I'll(maybe) be uploading eddy murphy's "delirious'' videos.

How the races actually started in singapore

okay, i have nothing much to blog right now, so let me share a "joke" with you. My brother told me this joke, which was actually passed down from his friend. You see, his friend is a great racist.
But i'll still be writing this "joke" for you.
Damn, i'm gonna have a lot of indians hate me soon after the read this. :)


Okay, in the past, everyone were dark skinned. Because of the exposure to the Great Sun. So one day, Three man, who were tired of being mistaken for one another, approached a "holy" man, who lived up in the mountains.

The "holy" man said: "Up in the great mountains, there is a well. Bathe yourselves in the well water and you'll become white."

Man A was the first to go to the well and took the longest to bathe. Of course, he used the most amount of water. So when he finished, he was white. Thus, he became the chinese man found in Singapore today.

Man B was the second to go to the well. Having alittle water left, he managed to cover his body with the remaining water. But having little amount used, he wasn't as white as Man A. Thus, he became the Malay man found in Singapore today.

Now Man C was the last to go to the well. And he had barely enough water to cover his whole body. And so, he only tapped his palms on the water. And he became the indian man founded in Singapore today. Why? Because the man only used the water to make his palms white. And now found in Singapore and many other countires, the only spot that is white, on an indian, is the palms!! Get it?

Okay people, don't start hating me and all. I was just trying to make myself laugh. I know it's racist, but don't think too much abotu it. Lighten up abit. hahah.

Okay now, off i go to get my frozen yakult again.