Have you ever, on a sleepless night, checked out a chatroom? Well, today so happens to be my day and I managed to find a horny pervert on the net! So the introduction was simple; I was 17, female, and from London. He was 17 too, male, from USA.
Just check out the conversation that I had with him below.
I hope I did not scare him too much. Or maybe I did traumatize him a little. Oh well...
Ever had one of those moments where you feel that sudden urge to slowly destroy someone through MSN? Well if you're bored, your mind can make you do wonders. If you don't already know, I am a fan when it comes messing around on MSN.
You can Click Here and Here. These are two cases where I worked with two partners in crime to come up with a topic in MSN.
And to make this better, I actually found another person who willingly fell into my trap of destruction on MSN.
Before I begin, I'd like to apologize to whoever who feels that I have utterly disgraced their religion and curse that I shall burn in Hell. This was done out of pure sarcasm and boredom. No one was hurt (physically) during and after the making of this conversation.
Note: I have changed the name of the 'victim' to protect his identity or whatsoever. Let's just call him Momok, because I just feel like it.
Here goes:
Momok says: Hi -------> Don't they always fool you with the Hi(s)?
Kethlyn says:
Hi there. Do I know you or something? Have we met? ------>I wasn’t paranoid for your information. I was just curious, since he had added me quite some time ago, and it was only a few days ago that he decided to chat me up.
Momok says:
No, you don't know me. I found your email on Friendster. Do you mind me adding you?
Kethlyn says:
Well, you’ve already added me, so I guess it's fine.
Momok says: How are you?
Kethlyn says: Awesome.
Momok says: Wow. You are friendly. You really don't mind at all, that I added you?
Kethlyn says:
You call that friendly? And if I’m bothered, you would've long gone be on my 'block contacts'.
Momok says:
What type of people do you block?
Kethlyn says: People like you, if you're going to keep asking questions. No, I'm kidding. I block perverts that want nothing but boobs and sex.------------> This was a HUGE mistake. This is where the horror (for him) and the fun (for me) was about to start.
Momok says:
What makes you think I'm not one of them?
Kethlyn says:
Do you believe in God?
Momok says:
I'm all hot and feeling sexy
Kethlyn says:
So is God. You need to sing in praise to our Holy God from the great Heavens above. You need to worship him with all your soul and heart.
Momok says: I don't care about God. I want you.
Kethlyn says: How dare you speak of God in that indecent manner! Do you not care of our saviour Jesus Christ who sacrificed himself just so that we could wash away our sins and be saved from the evils of Hell?!?
Momok says: You’re Christian?
Kethlyn says: How dare you question my faith and my God! You shall burn in Hell!
Momok says: Huh. I was just asking.
Kethlyn says: You shall not question my faith. I shall seek forgiveness for you. I am sure you will be forgiven by God. But you need to embrace our loving Holy Father and our Saviour, his son.
He didn't reply, so I nudged him. Momok says: Huh. What do you want?
Kethlyn says: What do you seek from the Lord?
Momok says: I want sex, with you…
Kethlyn says: Holy Lord! One shall not have sex before marriage! I sense a strong sense of negativity in you. Demons! Evil demons are in you!
Kethlyn says: I summon all the faith in me and the Holy Bible to command the evil demons in you to release your soul! I command you to leave this boy alone!
Momok says: Huh
Kethlyn says: Let us all pray together as we try to release the evil demons from your soul. Pray with me!!
Momok says: Do you want sex? --------> He didn’t learn his lesson.
Kethlyn says: How dare you question my beliefs in the Holy Bible?!? Pray with me and seek forgiveness for uttering rubbish and humiliating our Holy Father and our Saviour.
Kethlyn says: Seek forgiveness or be condemned till your balls shrink to peas, and then be plucked out and engulfed by the vicious Satan.
Kethyn says: Oh merciful Lord, have pity on this lost child for he does not know of your great powers. We shall forgive him and banish him from the pearly gates of Heaven because he has the tongue and soul of Satan.
Kethlyn says: With all powers in me, and my Lord, I banish you from Heaven, you Satanic Child. You shall serve in Hell for God does not need demonic souls in Heaven.
Momok says: I gtg
Kethlyn says: Go, child, go. For you and your seven generations are doomed to have sexuality crisis. Never test the power of God.
And before I could make things any better, he went offline. The next day, I found out that he had blocked me.
By the way, I am a Free-Thinker. I used to visit Churches, then it was to Temples (both Buddhist and Hindu ones). I'm still pretty confused as to what religion to turn to, but I figured that I wouldn't be able to handle the responsibility of one, so I decided to remain as a Free-Thinker.
Like I said, this post is not meant to discriminate any one's religion, and I apologize if you do feel insulted. I recommend letting loose with some sense of humour.
This weekend has been spent with a rather "slacking" attitude. I have been up till 4 plus in the morning, chatting with Shera on Msn.
Some of you might go "cheh, 4 plus only, i play maple/habbo/dota or whatever games longer lah, this one small fry."
Well, I can't say much to that, but anyway, this online chat actually is rather ridiculous. Because it is nothing but making up stories of people and reading people's friendster profiles.
And regarding the story-making, we can sound so far-fetched, like creating a story that "someone" got hit by his best friend because he have him the rock (lift eyebrow) look.
Hahah.
I'm kind of worried for my O'levels Mother tongue oral tomorrow. I'm not like some who goes on and on about how bad he/she is, that he/she will fail and all, but in the end, he/she gets an A1 and still thinks it's not good enough.
No. I'm not like that. I'm really bad at it, that I even considered dropping it once. See, my family speaks mainly English, if not, it'll be a mixed up language of Malay, Hokkien, Peranakan and English. So, the Chinese language gets neglected and thus, i have difficulty succeeding in it.
I failed on my recent mother tongue oral because I had no idea what the teacher was talking about. I asked her to translate the question in English and unfortunately, she wasn't good in doing it. So the oral ended in me giggling at myself for the humiliating act of 'anyhow out Chinese words together' and her giggling at me, because my Chinese sentences made no sense to her at all. Oh yah, and I read the word, 幽默 which is supposed to be 'you mo', as "chou mo", in the passage. Stupid or what. So how to pass?
Hahah.
Lastly, To end off,I'd like to wish ALL WHO ARE TAKING THE O' AND N' LEVEL ORAL(BOTH ENGLISH AND CHINESE), GOOD LUCK!
Must wish me too okay, because I'll need loads of it to pass!! hahah.
