My love for you

I love the way you release that sweet outburst into my mouth whenever i bite into you. I love the soft tenderness that you give to me. I love how the roughness of the outside of you rubs against my cheeks but the sweet, juicy outburst of the "juice" empowers everything and makes me all weak inside.





















You're my one true love, Ondeh ondeh.










You guys must have been thinking at first : " Why the hell is she writing some gross stuff here? Is she insane? She must be nuts to reveal what she does with her guy."

LOL.

Well, I ain't got a boyfriend but i do love Ondeh Ondeh. I mean seriously. I've been pestering my mother to buy me Ondeh Ondeh for breakfast, everyday. I guess I'm not sick of it, but rather, addicted to it. I don't know why but i just find it so ADDICTIVE.

I guess you guys should try it too. Don't go to any other stalls, go to the famous nasi lemak stall located at the Admiralty Bridge(they're selling Ondeh ondeh in the mornings). I guarantee you, that you'll soon be addicted to it, just like me!


Okay, enough about the gross start up of the post. Let's move on.







The highlights for this entry is: This hilarious Video! Check it out!!






It's really funny and i couldn't stop thinking about the song. I mean " I eat cannibals" ? The retro dance moves had already made it funny but the whole " I eat cannibals" deal is freaking hilarious!

However, i pity those who have no sense of humour, and find it utterly horrible for me to make fun of the performance. I'm fine with that.



Anyway, lately, I've been TRYING to do the holiday assignments that were given to us. And what i am looking forward to complete is the Geography project. Mainly because, it's about food.

They should have had Singapore, where i can then showcase the importance of Ondeh ondeh in my life. Oh well.

Anyway, I realized that based on the food intake, it really shows the amount of calorie intake, and thus, make more people aware of their diet. Stupid anorexic girls.

Anyway, i was looking around in Deviantart.com and stumbled upon this photo, which i find, rather interesting. Oh, just have a look, and you'll understand.






I find this pretty interesting and not gross, and i realised(from research on the Internet) that the diet that we consume affects the way our faeces turn out to be.
I guess this is what happens to people who have so much curiosity that even faeces is important for research. Oh well.. That's just the usual Me.

Childhood

People have been asking me "why do you keep changing your blog skin?"

Well, my answer is really simple. I want to be a chameleon who keeps changing it's skin colour, and to never reveal it's true self to anyone. But to me, I'll reveal my true self to my family and to the people whom i respect alot.




Anyway, moving on..







And if you're guessing who that is, that's me. you idiots..
Anyway, the reason why i put that photo up is to show to people how much I've changed, be it character or appearance.

And you might be thinking again. "oh, it cant be Kethlyn. The picture above looks so angelic but the Kethlyn i now know is a devil in disguise."

Well people, I may not admit to being a devil in disguise but as a kid, when i was in kindergarten, i used to beat the boys up in my class, just because they took away the box of toys that i wanted. I used to switch off the lights in the toilets and make everyone scream their lungs out. Some kids even cried because they were afraid of the dark. Ahaha. Yes, i was mischievous then. But i always got away. How? Just by smiling innocently at the teachers or my parents and they'll forgive me instantaneously.


But as a kid, i used to think that everything was fun, and that everyday was play time for me.

During my childhood times,

1. I loved plucking a wing of flies and see how they try to fly. I couldn't help it,
i was curious.

2. I loved sitting under the void decks and see the ants move around me, maybe
squishing one or two, just to "spoil" the line of ants.

3. I loved jumping on the Ants' nests and drag someone to stand there, so that that
person gets bitten all over.

4. I loved sitting on the swings, swinging as high as possible, never stopping.
Unless, it was time for me to go home.

5. I loved swimming and imagined myself as one of the representative for Singapore
Swimmers, competing with Jocelyn Yeo and Nicolette Teo.

6. However, even though i loved swimming, i hated being tanned.

7. My brothers used to lie to me and said that by eating Black soya sauce, it would
make me darker, and from then onwards i totally avoid eating black sauce. Until i
reached Primary 3 when i realised that what they told me was a bunch of bogus.

8. I LOVE CUDDLING up to someone. No matter who they are, i would just cuddle up beside them and try my best to make it squeezy and cozy for myself. My mother finds it irritating because she thinks that i make her perspire more.

9. I loved watching all sorts of cartoons. Anime were my favourite but as time passed, "Barney and Friends" as well and "Sesame Street" became my favourites.

10. I would always snack on chocolate( without it, i would go all weak) or those tit bits that you could find it those tin containers that olden "mama shops" used to sell. 50 cents per biscuit.

11. I loved dogs, and i still do!

12. I LOVE soft toys. And i still have that LOVE for them, but my parents think that I'm too old to have any. Pfft.

13. Hopscotch used to be my favourite game. I remember once when i would sneak to my neighbor's house because they had a hop scotch drawn on their floor.

14. I love charity work. Till now, i do.

15. I loved reading books( especially mysteries), doing crossword puzzles and jigsaw puzzles. I guess i still do. And my main aim now is to be the new director for "the Saw 4". Hopefully, i can have a sick and twisted mindset that people have to sacrifice something in order to gain their freedom. Hoho.

16. And lastly, I have a love for music. I used to play the organ but dropped out halfway because my parents realised that we had to keep upgrading the organ and it was fucking expensive. My love now goes to the drums. Woohoo.


Well, i still love doing all of the above now. But, the reason why i stopped doing it is because there is no time. Although Life is the longest thing in my life, but the hours on each day is not enough to fit any of this in.

So i guess we let bygones be bygones?