Okay, so today i told the PERVERTICS( they're perverts but they're great people) that raudah likes* Jun Rong. And the reaction was of course" eh bluff ah!" and "really??!!!??".
And today's Chinese paper was crap. For the composition and letter format, i spent like only 50 minutes on both and slept my way through it. Of course it would turn out like crap. I wrote so much English in it that i think i would get penalized for, EVERYTHING.
And the paper two was "crappier". I only spent 15 to 20 minutes on the whole paper(i forgot to write "i am ah du on it, syuhada), that i slept through the rest of it,again. I had the greatest sleep ever, that when i woke up, my view was blurry. hahah.
Anyway, i also found out that Catherine( i'm doing you a favour) doesn't really like Wan teng.
And Wan teng wasn't writing about me in her blog, i think. ( guilty-conscious me! But it really seemed that she was talking about me)
And so after the papers, syuhada and i walked to admiralty. On our way, we saw jeremy ow(anti-twits) and his fellow team-mates in the bus.
Then at admiralty, we saw Bryan and Gek chong getting all Gay with one another.
Then about a minute later, we saw some twits in the bus, at admiralty. One of them, who shall remain unnamed, kept staring at us,and her so called" ex-boyfriend". Syuhada then started the staring game with her. It was hilarious and i couldnt stop laughing at how stupid it was.
Then Syuhada's bus came, she boarded the bus, i went home,half trying to escape from the pervertics).
Syuhada, how can you have the sticker? Don't be a show off lah, tell people you have spongebob stickers. iieee carll bbackk uup coorrme arrhxx! ROFL! LMAO!
Friday, September 29, 2006
15 guys, 5 girls all attracted to a girl(raudah)
So yesterday was a pretty boring day, except when syuhada and I started to "make fun" of raudah and sort of "match-make" her with these following boys, and girls
- Joel
- Jeremy Ow
- Colin
- Bryan
- Gek Chong
- Ariff 2-4
- Ariff 2-8
- Jie choong
- Samuel
- Kenneth
- A McDonald's' Guy who neither of us know.
- Leonard
- Bao Long
- Jun Rong
- Alex 2-4
- Jia en
- Shidah
- Liyana
- Catherine
- Chaoying
Okay, But in the end we decided to go with Jun Rong because Raudah repeated the same phrase that he did when syuhada and i mentioned a "lovey dovey" thing about Liyana and Leonard.
And while we were at the McDonald's' outlet, we met Catherine and her so called "siistarhx" . And after awhile, we saw Bryan (who kept staring at Raudah..), Bao Long, Yao Quan and Linus.
And after awhile, syuhada and I went all crazy and started doing "cheesy" stuff to one another.
Example: I <3 U
It was hilarious to us, and a couple even stopped eating, just to watch us.
Monday, September 25, 2006
You got this ALL wrong
Okay, so today i came to school a little wet from the morning's drizzle. So i entered class and waited awhile but to see wanteng, catherine and chao ying enter class. It was weird at first, when i saw Wanteng with the new hair style. Almost everyone thought she was Zhao hong, from behind.
well, her hair was hers. And of course i couldn't do anything about it. I didn't even say that you were trying to copy me. Your hairstyle is SO different from mine. Anyway, which bitch told you that i said that you were copying my hairstyle? BITCHES.
Actually, i didn't even consider you a twit, i found that you were okay. Until you joined the twits group. You changed so much as though it was for the better for you.
Well, you used to think that i was okay, i used to think that you were okay too.. You changed your mind and so did i.
Don't judge someone just because you've heard something else from someone. Hear it out from me. Accusations hurt.
Syuhada, you're fasting. No vulgarities. hahah, I'm emo, you're emo. raudah's the ber ber.
well, her hair was hers. And of course i couldn't do anything about it. I didn't even say that you were trying to copy me. Your hairstyle is SO different from mine. Anyway, which bitch told you that i said that you were copying my hairstyle? BITCHES.
Actually, i didn't even consider you a twit, i found that you were okay. Until you joined the twits group. You changed so much as though it was for the better for you.
Well, you used to think that i was okay, i used to think that you were okay too.. You changed your mind and so did i.
Don't judge someone just because you've heard something else from someone. Hear it out from me. Accusations hurt.
Syuhada, you're fasting. No vulgarities. hahah, I'm emo, you're emo. raudah's the ber ber.
FRIDAY.. NICE
Okay, so Friday was a "hilarious" day, as stated by Syuhada.
Well, let's just skip to the part after recess. After eating with aainaa, i went back to class, diligently. Mr.Wong was lecturing the class about how disgusted he was whenever he looked into the rubbish bin. Like hello? A rubbish bin is supposed to be disgusting. It's full f rubbish!
Okay, anyway, Mr.Wong kept looking at raudah, syuhada and i while his lecture. And after he finished, he said " Is that clear, Kethlyn?"
For all you humans, your natural instinct would be to respond.And so i did, and had Mr.Wong repeat himself clearly , all over again.
okay, so after Mr.Wong had his stupid lecture done, he continued with his boring HISTORY lesson. Then, while through his lesson, malek from the other corner asked if i had sweets. Of course i had some, and i wanted to throw them over. But i hesitated because i was afraid that i would hit yi qian, who was between raudah and malek.
And Guess what?! The sweet that i threw actually hit Catherine on the head!!!!! Instantaneously, Malek and i started laughing hard. Raudah was still blur about where the sweet was and syuhada was trying hard not to laugh. But after all, i was the culprit and i made her laugh. Mr.Wong was still teaching while the four of us were laughing in silence(we were trying hard not to laugh aloud).
It actually took Catherine 2-3 seconds later to respond and she threw the sweet to Malek, who by then went red and was still laughing. Well, but after all that ended, i did APOLOGIZE SINCERELY to Catherine, while laughing my ass off it.
Well, let's just skip to the part after recess. After eating with aainaa, i went back to class, diligently. Mr.Wong was lecturing the class about how disgusted he was whenever he looked into the rubbish bin. Like hello? A rubbish bin is supposed to be disgusting. It's full f rubbish!
Okay, anyway, Mr.Wong kept looking at raudah, syuhada and i while his lecture. And after he finished, he said " Is that clear, Kethlyn?"
For all you humans, your natural instinct would be to respond.And so i did, and had Mr.Wong repeat himself clearly , all over again.
okay, so after Mr.Wong had his stupid lecture done, he continued with his boring HISTORY lesson. Then, while through his lesson, malek from the other corner asked if i had sweets. Of course i had some, and i wanted to throw them over. But i hesitated because i was afraid that i would hit yi qian, who was between raudah and malek.
And Guess what?! The sweet that i threw actually hit Catherine on the head!!!!! Instantaneously, Malek and i started laughing hard. Raudah was still blur about where the sweet was and syuhada was trying hard not to laugh. But after all, i was the culprit and i made her laugh. Mr.Wong was still teaching while the four of us were laughing in silence(we were trying hard not to laugh aloud).
It actually took Catherine 2-3 seconds later to respond and she threw the sweet to Malek, who by then went red and was still laughing. Well, but after all that ended, i did APOLOGIZE SINCERELY to Catherine, while laughing my ass off it.
Thursday, September 21, 2006
Ridiculous
Okay, so ALOT of stuff have been happening for the past few weeks.
I have been making a lot of enemies lately, being called merepek and stuff. And having friends leave from one table to another. Sad stuff, but there has been a lot of misunderstandings lately, and troubles keep appearing from nowhere.
And to those freaking irritating TWITS. Stop going around telling each other whose name is whose. If you guys really want to know, just ask me. ASSHOLES.
And i have never gossip behind your back, I do it openly. And someone(S) have been eavesdropping on what ever i say to syuhada, raudah or anyone else. You might as well take a tape recorder and record it. Or should i respond with a "diao"? For those morons who use the term "diao" like an everyday routine, and not know the correct and proper meaning of "diao", read on.
Diao - meaning a male's genital or rather, manhood strong and powerful, robust and sturdy.
So you guys get the meaning of it? Be matured and don't use it like some kind of "cool" reaction, because it means otherwise. IDIOTS.
And stops using thw words " dorts.. dorts.. dorts.." out loud. It sounds weird, as though you're a walking electronic dictionary which reads everything you type in it.
And "LOL" is not for people to say aloud in response. "LOL" is the shorter term for laugh out loud. Either you laugh, or you don't. JERKS.
And how can i be racist against you guys when I'm partly Chinese as well? Like hello?? At least I'm not the one who condemns Indians and treat me all so nice(because i heard the critics) just because i declared to the whole class that I'm Indian.
I was and NEVER will be friends with you twits. It's dangerous and contagious and i wouldn't want to downgrade myself into looking down at people. So what if i don't have "backup"? I don't rely on "gan kor, jies, meis and dis" to help me out, i fight on my own, even if it's a lonely battle. So stop writing in your blog about going back in time where we were friends, WE WEREN'T!!!
I am not the only one who is an anti-twit. And i am not the one who separated the class "in an obvious half". Firstly, it's not even in half. Look at your clique and compare it to mine. The ratio would be 3:1 respectively. You said that i was childish and you was wasting your time in arguing back, then why rebutt now? Why don't you just buzz off and mind your own business? Being an anti-twit is my business so don't butt in.
And after "we" started on the anti-twit thing, you guys were the ones who kept avoiding us, we weren't avoiding you guys, we were there all along.
And you said what's the point in anti-ing here and there. Well, i am an anti-twit and thats that. But you guys continued and were anti-anti twits. What was that for? Who is having the last laugh? I'm not sure, but it would NEVER be you.
Who is complaining at all? And don't you find it rude to eavesdrop on peoples' conversation. My my, pathetic.
And finally, I DON'T THINK YOUR APOLOGY IS SINCERE AND I WOULD NEVER ACCEPT IT NOR WOULD I FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. DON'T START TELLING PEOPLE THAT I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU, IN FACT, I'M TALKING ABOUT ALL OF YOU TWITS IN 2E3.
Yeah,i have stated my points clearly. woah, that was LONG.
I have been making a lot of enemies lately, being called merepek and stuff. And having friends leave from one table to another. Sad stuff, but there has been a lot of misunderstandings lately, and troubles keep appearing from nowhere.
And to those freaking irritating TWITS. Stop going around telling each other whose name is whose. If you guys really want to know, just ask me. ASSHOLES.
And i have never gossip behind your back, I do it openly. And someone(S) have been eavesdropping on what ever i say to syuhada, raudah or anyone else. You might as well take a tape recorder and record it. Or should i respond with a "diao"? For those morons who use the term "diao" like an everyday routine, and not know the correct and proper meaning of "diao", read on.
Diao - meaning a male's genital or rather, manhood strong and powerful, robust and sturdy.
So you guys get the meaning of it? Be matured and don't use it like some kind of "cool" reaction, because it means otherwise. IDIOTS.
And stops using thw words " dorts.. dorts.. dorts.." out loud. It sounds weird, as though you're a walking electronic dictionary which reads everything you type in it.
And "LOL" is not for people to say aloud in response. "LOL" is the shorter term for laugh out loud. Either you laugh, or you don't. JERKS.
And how can i be racist against you guys when I'm partly Chinese as well? Like hello?? At least I'm not the one who condemns Indians and treat me all so nice(because i heard the critics) just because i declared to the whole class that I'm Indian.
I was and NEVER will be friends with you twits. It's dangerous and contagious and i wouldn't want to downgrade myself into looking down at people. So what if i don't have "backup"? I don't rely on "gan kor, jies, meis and dis" to help me out, i fight on my own, even if it's a lonely battle. So stop writing in your blog about going back in time where we were friends, WE WEREN'T!!!
I am not the only one who is an anti-twit. And i am not the one who separated the class "in an obvious half". Firstly, it's not even in half. Look at your clique and compare it to mine. The ratio would be 3:1 respectively. You said that i was childish and you was wasting your time in arguing back, then why rebutt now? Why don't you just buzz off and mind your own business? Being an anti-twit is my business so don't butt in.
And after "we" started on the anti-twit thing, you guys were the ones who kept avoiding us, we weren't avoiding you guys, we were there all along.
And you said what's the point in anti-ing here and there. Well, i am an anti-twit and thats that. But you guys continued and were anti-anti twits. What was that for? Who is having the last laugh? I'm not sure, but it would NEVER be you.
Who is complaining at all? And don't you find it rude to eavesdrop on peoples' conversation. My my, pathetic.
And finally, I DON'T THINK YOUR APOLOGY IS SINCERE AND I WOULD NEVER ACCEPT IT NOR WOULD I FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. DON'T START TELLING PEOPLE THAT I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU, IN FACT, I'M TALKING ABOUT ALL OF YOU TWITS IN 2E3.
Yeah,i have stated my points clearly. woah, that was LONG.
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Twits V.S Ah lians.
To those STUPID people who didn't get what i was saying, well, let me clarify the differences between TWITS and ah lians.
TWITS:
1) Superb typing skills. Twits have amazingly mastered their pathetic little brains to control their fingers to type with alternate caps. I'd suggest they stop doing that else their poor brain will explode soon.
2) Weird mentality. Somehow, twits tend to think very differently from most homo-sapiens. They call it CREATIVITY. They enjoying habouring ideas of creating pink dancing thongs as toys for toddlers so that Singapore's population would be flooded with them in future! They're just waiting for the right chance to launch into the market. But unfortunately, their ancestor's inheritance have been squandered by them lavishly.
3) Spastic sense of answering questions. Each time they're engaged in a topic, twits have a fetish to make irrelevant comments such as "dogs lyk euie all r sho disobedient, stp tis nonsence!" when we were simply discussing about the importance of English.
4) Attention grabbers. Twits love attention. And that's what we're here for. Twits would resort to any methods just to get attention, such as using their ever whiney voice to scream at an ant 10 metres away.
5) Horrible language. A very prominent factor of a twit. You will never spot them without lehs, lors and lahs in their sentences. Most of the time its incomprehensible. Thanks to the fact that we proper homo-sapiens have the ability to analyze and digest information, we've cleverly outwitted them. That is, WE are able to understand what they say; but their mutilated brains are unable to understand our language.
forget it, euie tis kinda of ppl r hard to interact wif,dunnit to use cheem english to de miie , i noe i`m nt good inenglish ...
The wonder of Languages.English with Chinese would be "wo men ish..."English with Hokkien would be "they ji siao me lor"English with Malay would be "my boifren lagi yandao"
6) Contradiction. Twits are always contradicting with their own words and actions.
7) No mind of their own.
8) Annoying
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And this is the characteristics of an Ah lian.
1. Long rebonded hair when hair is ALREADY straight
2. Act cute poses when taking neoprints
3. Type with aLtErNaTe CaPs ^^ or alot of additional letters. "xiiaogurrl" :x
4. Add S, Z, X to the back of every word
5. Use "wOr" 'hEe' "nEhz" 'kEkEx' "mAhx" 'oHhz' or something like that
6. Include "gal" "girl" or "ger" in their usernames
7. Sometimes fat thighs + short DENIM skirts
8. Include unimportant information in their friendster (height, weight. LOL)
9. Add strangers to their account
10. "gerr misshh boii" "lorve euu" =pPp
11. Include their sad love fairytales in their friendster [[waitin fer yew ta cum back]]
12. Shop at aunty boutiques. (THIS FASHION)
13. Fetish for PINK. Everything HAS to be PINK.
14. Call themselves weird names. MILKster PINKster Pinkalicious missyprincess tootdolliex xiaokeaii- ahhlynn sadahgal
15. Must have JIEMUIs. [JIEMUII QINGSHENN]
16. Many god-bros and sis.
17. Yell, "NNB! Diao simi diao?" when you look at them
18. Loves techno
19. Wears PMK, NWO, Von Dutch
20. Attention-seeking hair color. Purple, Green, or Red.
21. Know nothing else except HOKKIEN profanities. :)
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So to those Fugly who keep thinking why i call Twits aloud whenever you walk pass me, well, simply scroll up and READ!
And there's no such thing a "anti Anti-twits" You are twits, and to anti us anti-twits, you can't be anti anti- twits, because you are already twits! Boy, I'm confusing myself.
Credits to: MOT
TWITS:
1) Superb typing skills. Twits have amazingly mastered their pathetic little brains to control their fingers to type with alternate caps. I'd suggest they stop doing that else their poor brain will explode soon.
2) Weird mentality. Somehow, twits tend to think very differently from most homo-sapiens. They call it CREATIVITY. They enjoying habouring ideas of creating pink dancing thongs as toys for toddlers so that Singapore's population would be flooded with them in future! They're just waiting for the right chance to launch into the market. But unfortunately, their ancestor's inheritance have been squandered by them lavishly.
3) Spastic sense of answering questions. Each time they're engaged in a topic, twits have a fetish to make irrelevant comments such as "dogs lyk euie all r sho disobedient, stp tis nonsence!" when we were simply discussing about the importance of English.
4) Attention grabbers. Twits love attention. And that's what we're here for. Twits would resort to any methods just to get attention, such as using their ever whiney voice to scream at an ant 10 metres away.
5) Horrible language. A very prominent factor of a twit. You will never spot them without lehs, lors and lahs in their sentences. Most of the time its incomprehensible. Thanks to the fact that we proper homo-sapiens have the ability to analyze and digest information, we've cleverly outwitted them. That is, WE are able to understand what they say; but their mutilated brains are unable to understand our language.
forget it, euie tis kinda of ppl r hard to interact wif,dunnit to use cheem english to de miie , i noe i`m nt good inenglish ...
The wonder of Languages.English with Chinese would be "wo men ish..."English with Hokkien would be "they ji siao me lor"English with Malay would be "my boifren lagi yandao"
6) Contradiction. Twits are always contradicting with their own words and actions.
7) No mind of their own.
8) Annoying
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And this is the characteristics of an Ah lian.
1. Long rebonded hair when hair is ALREADY straight
2. Act cute poses when taking neoprints
3. Type with aLtErNaTe CaPs ^^ or alot of additional letters. "xiiaogurrl" :x
4. Add S, Z, X to the back of every word
5. Use "wOr" 'hEe' "nEhz" 'kEkEx' "mAhx" 'oHhz' or something like that
6. Include "gal" "girl" or "ger" in their usernames
7. Sometimes fat thighs + short DENIM skirts
8. Include unimportant information in their friendster (height, weight. LOL)
9. Add strangers to their account
10. "gerr misshh boii" "lorve euu" =pPp
11. Include their sad love fairytales in their friendster [[waitin fer yew ta cum back]]
12. Shop at aunty boutiques. (THIS FASHION)
13. Fetish for PINK. Everything HAS to be PINK.
14. Call themselves weird names. MILKster PINKster Pinkalicious missyprincess tootdolliex xiaokeaii- ahhlynn sadahgal
15. Must have JIEMUIs. [JIEMUII QINGSHENN]
16. Many god-bros and sis.
17. Yell, "NNB! Diao simi diao?" when you look at them
18. Loves techno
19. Wears PMK, NWO, Von Dutch
20. Attention-seeking hair color. Purple, Green, or Red.
21. Know nothing else except HOKKIEN profanities. :)
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So to those Fugly who keep thinking why i call Twits aloud whenever you walk pass me, well, simply scroll up and READ!
And there's no such thing a "anti Anti-twits" You are twits, and to anti us anti-twits, you can't be anti anti- twits, because you are already twits! Boy, I'm confusing myself.
Credits to: MOT
Monday, September 04, 2006
Steve Irwin
For the people who didn't know, Steve Irwin died today. For those stupid people who don't know who Steve Irwin is, he's the crocodile hunter.
News said that he was filming for a new documentary show and was attacked by a stingray. It also said that he died because he was stabbed on the left side of his chest, his heart by the stingray barb.
I salute to STEVE IRWIN. He is a great guy and i only switch on to the animal planet, just to watch his shows. Sad though, that at the age of 44, he's gone just like that.
STUPID STINGRAY.
News said that he was filming for a new documentary show and was attacked by a stingray. It also said that he died because he was stabbed on the left side of his chest, his heart by the stingray barb.
I salute to STEVE IRWIN. He is a great guy and i only switch on to the animal planet, just to watch his shows. Sad though, that at the age of 44, he's gone just like that.
STUPID STINGRAY.
Saturday, September 02, 2006
Great misunderstanding
I know that i make more enemies than friends. And i'm fine with that, because my friends ain't TWITS. And i'm not afraid to show my butt to twits, in their faces.
Teachers' Day had passed a few days ago and the performances were, great. My class started it off and the concert ended with some kind of parent support group.
I had no "I-HATE-U"s for 2E2, except for the "that someone". I used to admire their class, until.. They called my class dance" the funky monkeys" into the fucking monkeys. Some of them even stated that my class copied like ALMOST EVERYTHING in their dance. And someone even said that our costumes looked the same. Like hello, my class's costumes all differ from one another, how can they simply be the same to your class?
Be fair here, come on.
I can't stand up for my class that much because i wasn't there when they were creating the dance, and i wasn't there when they chose the outfits.
But even though the dance steps may be the same, the sons were different and I believe that each class had their own style to the dance. I can't 2E3 trying to copy 2E2's dance. I mean, can't me just forget about? I mean EVERYONE had a blast right?
Teachers' Day had passed a few days ago and the performances were, great. My class started it off and the concert ended with some kind of parent support group.
I had no "I-HATE-U"s for 2E2, except for the "that someone". I used to admire their class, until.. They called my class dance" the funky monkeys" into the fucking monkeys. Some of them even stated that my class copied like ALMOST EVERYTHING in their dance. And someone even said that our costumes looked the same. Like hello, my class's costumes all differ from one another, how can they simply be the same to your class?
Be fair here, come on.
I can't stand up for my class that much because i wasn't there when they were creating the dance, and i wasn't there when they chose the outfits.
But even though the dance steps may be the same, the sons were different and I believe that each class had their own style to the dance. I can't 2E3 trying to copy 2E2's dance. I mean, can't me just forget about? I mean EVERYONE had a blast right?
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